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Started by Naught McNoone , Aug 18 2023 12:03 PM

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#121 NickAu

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Posted 10 February 2024 - 12:05 AM

Found the problem.

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#122 NickAu

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Posted 10 February 2024 - 05:10 PM

"When God shuts a Window, he opens a Linux." —Linus 8:7

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Posted 10 February 2024 - 05:22 PM

The nozzle of your Vacuum Cleaner, used carefully, should sort that

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Posted 11 February 2024 - 12:44 AM

Again,

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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#125 cryptodan

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Posted 11 February 2024 - 01:15 AM

if it aint broke, break it, so you can fix it with an upgrade.

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#126 NickAu

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Posted 11 February 2024 - 01:27 AM

But still send them the bill for the service call?

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#127 cryptodan

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Posted 11 February 2024 - 01:29 AM

Its under the Service Level Agreement

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#128 NickAu

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Posted 11 February 2024 - 06:29 AM

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#129 NickAu

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Posted 12 February 2024 - 03:46 AM

Not exactly what I would call a "green " keyboard

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Posted 12 February 2024 - 03:25 PM

That particular workspace has a serious humidity issue. :hysterical:

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Posted 12 February 2024 - 06:19 PM

If that's cress or mustard you are well on the way to a tasty sandwich topping, if it's barley you are well on the way to making beer, just had yeast, water and some hops.

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Posted 12 February 2024 - 07:11 PM

Aw-w-w-w- c'mon, guys! Get with the modern times....everything is supposed to be green now, so that's a "green" keyboard.

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