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A byte of humour . . .

Started by Naught McNoone , Aug 18 2023 12:03 PM

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#106 Naught McNoone

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Posted 03 February 2024 - 12:16 AM

Nick,

 

I was hoovering out the car the other day, and found a spare one under the back seat.

 

You can have that one, if you want.

 

:lmao:

 

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Posted 03 February 2024 - 01:04 AM

Oh thanks.


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Posted 03 February 2024 - 08:21 PM

I once called road side assistance because my car wouldn't start and I couldn't find the battery...................... It was an Audi.

This one, I didn't catch. :scratchhead: I tried to twist words like Hood Hi, but to no avail. :wacko:

 

And if it's real-life, I would personally call road side assistance to know the windshield washer tank level. :hysterical:


Edited by Dominique1, 03 February 2024 - 10:23 PM.

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Posted 03 February 2024 - 09:15 PM

 

And if it's real-life,

Oh it's real life OK. I had an Audi 100 CD, Strange car if you ask me, a 2.2 liter ( what we in Australia call a North west mounted engine ) that's front wheel drive with the battery hidden under the back seat. :scratchhead: , It wasn't fast from a standing start ( not the turbo version ), But it would happily do 100 mph on cruise control in absolute luxury.  I got mine new in 1985.

 

These things rocked.  Same model as mine

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Posted 03 February 2024 - 09:26 PM

Dom

 

I would personally call road side assistance to know the windshield washer tank level.

As you know I own a Tesla, and every few weeks or months I have to fill my wiper washer bottle to fully service my car?

 

 

It looks like Tesla gives you in depth detailed instructions that even an ICE owner could follow when servicing your car.

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Posted 03 February 2024 - 10:30 PM

Yeah, Audi engineers deserve a Byte of humour trophy. :blink:


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Posted 03 February 2024 - 10:45 PM

There are other car manufacturers that deserve it too
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Posted 04 February 2024 - 12:36 AM

. . . I have to fill my wiper washer bottle . . .

 

And if you drove a Beetle, and your windscreen washer quit working, it meant the pressure in you spare wheel was low.

 

The first Tire Pressure Monitoring System!

 

:bananas:

 

 

Cheers!

 

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Posted 04 February 2024 - 03:02 PM

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Posted 04 February 2024 - 03:05 PM

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Posted 04 February 2024 - 03:15 PM

For programers, 1 + 1 can also = 1

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Posted 05 February 2024 - 06:41 AM

Dominique just put a hex on you.


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Posted 09 February 2024 - 04:17 AM


Customer states network is not working.

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Posted 09 February 2024 - 04:33 AM

Looks like my brother in law's set up. :hysterical:


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Posted 09 February 2024 - 03:13 PM

Found it!  The Cisco device is on the powerbar's switch. :hysterical:  Perhaps another fan is needed to evacuate the humidity. :grinner:


Edited by Dominique1, 09 February 2024 - 03:17 PM.

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