Perplexerus? HOW DARE YOU! Us Dants is Calathumpian to the core!
I blame that egg for gettin' religion and philistin philogol photosho other stuff mixed up!
An' I blames that Sixer for me mission out on Canada Day festivities!
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The Blame Game (a.k.a. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!)
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Posted 01 July 2024 - 08:16 PM
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Posted 02 July 2024 - 05:45 AM
I thought Calathumpian was a region of Italy where the pink lotion comes from what you dabs on Measles an' Chickinpox ??
Does you have permanent Chickinpox then Dant ??
I suggest a long stay in isolation till it clears up.
Unfortunately you might have to miss quite a few Canadian Day jollies but Hey Ho !!!
I blames Dant for the new pandemic that's sweepin' through his next door village
and what has prompted a world wide shortage of Calamine Lotion for dabbin !!
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away
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Posted 02 July 2024 - 10:56 AM
sending everyone a batch of my beloved Chickinpox pie. Enjoy! and don't blame me if you like it
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Posted 02 July 2024 - 08:19 PM
^ 
I blames that Sixer for bein' a chook-hater!
An' I blames that egg for a AU wide shortage of eggs!
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Posted 03 July 2024 - 06:06 AM
It's all your fault Dant that Maccas has had to shorten it's breakfast time from 12 O Clock to 10.30 am.
All those junk food aficionados will fade away if they can't get their Maccas Breakfast.
Now STOP panic buying eggs and let someone else have a turn !!
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away
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Posted 04 July 2024 - 02:13 AM
It that egg's fault there be a shortage of cackleberries in AU! She cornered the market!
OOOOOoooooOOOOO
Self to Dant - Say, Dant! Just think about that! A egg with corners! Surely they pack better! Hmmmmmm...
Dant to Self - Then we could offload that stack of square fryin' pans!
Dang Dant! You has done it AGAIN! 
https://thefoodpornographer.com/2008/06/old-camera-new-photographer-and-square-eggs/
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Posted 04 July 2024 - 06:14 AM
You can have square hard boiled eggs too Dant
https://www.kiwico.com/diy/cooking-baking/fun-with-food/make-a-square-egg
Make sure you heed the instruction in the last sentence Step 3
I blames the Hens myself. They don't want a sore a*se laying eggs with corners
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away
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Posted 04 July 2024 - 10:26 AM
i blame the both of you for up the way food is made
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Posted 04 July 2024 - 11:13 PM
Me? The Dant? You is blamin' the Dant for the way food is made?
I'll have you nose Sixer, 'Dant Providores' a leadin' light in the comestibles business! We get accolades from everywhere!
We has the best staff, the best ingredients, an' the best medical facilities in the foodstuffs industry!
I blames that Sixer for 'Dant Providores' bein' sued because a li'l old toenail turned up in some whinger's meat pie!
An' I blames that egg for puttin' the Sixer up to it! Just because Meg got a whale bone in her 'Namby Pamby Dog Food'!
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Posted 05 July 2024 - 07:47 AM
Just imagine finding a toenail in your Meat Pie
That's almost as bad as finding a curly hair in your mashed potatoes
Oh MY !!!! I has to go and lie down and let my stomach settle.
It's your fault Dant for planting the thought in my head !!
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away
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Posted 06 July 2024 - 07:06 AM
Not even one word in this one ??
Is you OK Dant ??
I blames you for duh chronic shortage of words wot's doin' the rounds on here
Now behave !!!
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away
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Posted 07 July 2024 - 09:16 AM
sending a box full of bird flu chicken fingers. enjoy!
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Posted 08 July 2024 - 06:14 AM
Can I change mine for Avian Flu KFC wings please Sixy ??
I can blame the Colonel then 
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away
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Posted 08 July 2024 - 09:28 AM
i blame egg for eating all the kfc wings
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