Hello again Oneof4, you've been so nice for sticking with me through all this - I certainly appreciate it.
Short story and quick question before we fire it up here again...
Before receiving your instructions above, I once again ran killdisk and installed Windows from a trusted disk. I chose do not install updates, skipped selecting a network for now, and let it load. The typical suspicious programs started running in task mgr and resource mon. yet again before I tried any internet connections, so I opened event viewer while I still had some authority and watched as group policy loaded, firewall configured, an acct named "WIN"-something with system privileges change my password, log on as me, and change my newly bathed notebook into a workstation. Performance counters for WmiApRpl were removed and new ones were loaded, double event logs were supressed to just show one, the time on my clock was manually changed, shortcuts were created for my files compliments of whatever this is and the windows media sharing frenzy wasted no time passing info through a temp folder in "recorded tv" as the network yet again begins its day without me. I go to search for an image on google and nothing remotely relevant shows up, reminding me my searches have been redirected to the nearest dumpster. So, just more of the same 'ol.
This time though I was surprised windows was loading at all, as I had lost my bonkers the night before and tried manually deleting everything off boot drive X:. I wiped out a good lot of it all only to discover that X: is apparently also a legit boot drive and I seriously twonked my harddrive. It's of little concern as it lost usefulness to me almost 3 months ago when it began deleting research files, so I killdisk it, windows it, and watch as the entire computer's history from the past few months restores itself through Winmail, which arrived from out of nowhere and left just the same.
So when I saw you sent the above message was excited to get some direction and that I had a working machine to use it on, but I wanted to make sure I did all I could do to make this one count before starting. Remembering our media server had been showing up lately in the network with my wifi connection, I ran downstairs to the old man's workshop and told him to disable the media server from the PC - he connects straight to the modem with ethernet - which he stepped aside to let me do.
We noticed updates to our router we had a hard time getting to take when we tried installing them a month or two ago. I disabled the media server and the DHCP and ran the available updates - 3 this time instead of just the one. I ran them all and wouldn't you know...the settings took. The router's dashboard lock stopped acting backwards and all the settings I applied stayed put.
The updates had loaded some new programs that were running without us knowing they were there. I disabled media sharers "Twonky" and "Intellistream" (which had always been there but I always made sure they were "off"...really no need to share anything from machine to machine here. Like I said I'm looking for lockdown on my notebook). Also discovered two new belkin server-type app things for media sharing and printer/file sharing.
When i returned to my upstairs office I noticed the Windows logo at beginning boot up actually came together to form a Window this time. My files weren't shortcuts anymore, settings I set behaved themselves and stayed in one place, I could choose to set whatever I want, and I had more menu choices than I'd ever dreamed of. I still hadn't chosen to connect to the internet, and I looked around for the usual shady connections that connect me to networks like "not connected", which were no longer there. I got to experience full admin privileges for the first time ever I think.
I had discovered I fixed my bleeping computer!!!

Just one issue was keeping me from cyber diving face first back into business... I couldn't find the wi-fi on my network to connect to. I reasoned it could be because I hid the 5ghz media server and returned to the ethernet pc to let it shine. My old man told me the router updates we did earlier had prompted him to enable Intellistream to fix an issue with his glitchy pandora and he had. Says it works great! So I pet him on the head and tell him nice job baby knowing full well he just threw my machine back into the pit. Sure enough, every bit of this intrusion came flooding back. (well, except a .net framework that wasn't the right "volume" or "flavor"... harsh.)
So the source of my insanity, at least with my laptop, is the media server on my router. Good to know.
Now for questions:
1. should I kill disk and reinstall windows again before proceeding?
2. do you still want me to follow the above instructions? I did do a system repair earlier that said I had a corrupt mbr one time before switching its error to missing system volume info and sticking with that for a while.
...so close man, so close.
Edited by bleedle, 30 April 2016 - 08:49 AM.