Posted 05 June 2007 - 12:49 AM
Ah the protocol of it all.
Glad all of you were here to roll out this beautiful red carpet just for me.
I truly think that is swell.
Well I had some dreams once. Before I began computing in 1988.
Never became the huge IT pro though. Resisted the internet. What.
PC's are for spreadsheets. No they aren't. They're made for simulating
miniature labrynths of tall hedge like structures made of erected slabs of
copperclad; whereupon clear throughcut etch-outs resembling circuitry patterns
conspire to keep you from ever acheiving your original plan for that
origianl PC you bought to meet that chick you met at the mountains on the
chairlift who used Compuserve before anybody else knew what the heck
a World Wide Web would look like; until finally, one day before you know it,
you have 8 computers, 3 of which have run out of spare harddrive rails,
but you think you can still remember where you stored that jpeg of Monica
Lewinski wearing the T-Shirt that says it's her only souvenir from the White House.
Anyway. then you get a virus but when you come here you gotta act like
you actually enjoy getting set back a week and a half by some flaming moron
with an Oedipus complex who as an adult, or as one really poor excuse for one,
only aspires to write the Guiness Book of World Records'
pieste de resistance of malicious software code in order to fool everyone that not having a
soul automatically qualifies you as the most meaningful spermatazoa in the history of humankind.
Anyway, yeeah hi howdy doo yassah walla bing bang. Hello.
This is me and that's the end of the world you see right behind me.