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#1 stevealmighty

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 07:31 PM

I seldom post outside of the Software & Hardware section, but I read this in another thread and thought it was to good not to pass along! Hope you enjoy it!



A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something tha t could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 07:33 PM

:flowers: :trumpet: :inlove: :thumbsup: :cool:

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Posted 22 May 2007 - 11:05 PM

Love it!! :thumbsup:
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 11:14 PM

:thumbsup: :flowers: :trumpet:
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 08:31 AM

:trumpet: :flowers: :thumbsup: Fantastic!
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 08:38 AM

So when's this thing going to be fully functional, I haven't been to the mainland since I was a kid. :flowers: :thumbsup:

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 09:04 AM

:thumbsup: :flowers: :trumpet:

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 09:06 AM

Pretty good. Hope God doesn't mind. :thumbsup:

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 03:07 PM

Why did you have to reveal my story, Steve? By the way I must add there is a $25.00 USD Toll on that bridge. I gotta pay for gas in my Harley somehow. :thumbsup: :flowers: :trumpet: :inlove:
Can I park at your place Tink?

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#10 tink536

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 09:03 AM

Sure you can park here, why not. $25, since you are collecting from the toll. :thumbsup:

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 09:36 AM

:thumbsup: :flowers: Good one Steve!!!!
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