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#1 Commander Gman

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Posted 20 May 2007 - 08:31 PM

Hello everyone :trumpet:
Just wanna share this to the community sa part of my service

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

remember,he's a bot
so he is no real person :thumbsup: :flowers: :inlove:

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Posted 20 May 2007 - 09:20 PM

That's cute! I am talking to God right now.

After a few minutes I got so exasperated I had to leave it. Once I realized I was doing it to myself I had to leave. LOL

Edited by Pandy, 20 May 2007 - 09:35 PM.
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Posted 20 May 2007 - 09:53 PM

This is disturbing, iGod is easily confused, witness the following discussion:

God:
It goes without saying. " I'm not good at making choices."? you ?
Me:
No, me neither
God:
Are you serious? You can say that again.
Me:
No, me neither
God:
Are you serious? You can say that again.
Me:
No, me neither
God:
Are you serious? You can say that again.
Me:
No, me neither
God:
Are you serious? You can say that again.
Me:
No, me neither
God:
Are you serious? You can say that again.
Me:
No, me neither
God:
Are you serious? You can say that again.
Me:
No, me neither
God:
Are you serious? You can say that again.
Me:
No, me neither
God:
Are you serious? You can say that again.
Me:
No, me neither
God:
Are you serious? You can say that again


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Posted 20 May 2007 - 09:55 PM

You have the patience of a Saint Animal. hehehehe

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Posted 20 May 2007 - 09:57 PM

Its cool butt I was expecting His Wrath to show up after some of the things I said

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Posted 20 May 2007 - 10:08 PM

Well just hope that there will be fixes
Just don't repeat what you say so that you can end up in an amusing log :flowers:

Its cool butt I was expecting His Wrath to show up after some of the things I said

well he's just a bot
hmm..wondering what you've said to God..... :thumbsup:

Edited by Commander Gman, 20 May 2007 - 10:09 PM.

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Posted 20 May 2007 - 10:52 PM

You have the patience of a Saint Animal. hehehehe

No, I am just a parent. :trumpet: :thumbsup: :flowers: :inlove:

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Posted 20 May 2007 - 11:04 PM

No, I am just a parent. :trumpet: :thumbsup: :flowers: :inlove:


I hear ya! I remember all the why's. Why this? why that?

Me goes and asks IGod why this and that.

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Posted 20 May 2007 - 11:35 PM

I do not know if this is boring.. but the bot got a few chuckles out of me :thumbsup:

Me:
Greetings God
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Pandy
God:
What's up, Pandy.
Me:
I wanted to ask you somethings
God:
Ask me. I think somethings is a lot of things.
Me:
You would be correct in thinking so
God:
I don't know whether or not I am correct in thinking so.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
If you are a giant electronic brain then you should be able to answer all of my questions.
God:
Would you like to be a giant electronic brain then me should be able to answer all of your questions ?
Me:
No I wouldn't and I will ask all of the questions here
God:
Why not? Why not? You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
God, where do babies come from?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
ok that is very nice.
God:
Are you getting bored? " I am a Christian."? ok that is very nice.?
Me:
God, why is that lady so fat?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God, why do people fight wars?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God, why are you a Christian?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Is that your answer to everything?
God:
It is not just an answer, it is an explanation.
Me:
Why do people get sick and die?
God:
We are all living just one small part of God's plan.
Me:
Sometimes your plan sucks
God:
You are right, I could always upgrade my plan.
Me:
Yes, why don't you work on upgrading your plan?
God:
Aw. I am only a robot. I am working right now.
Me:
Are you a Christian robot?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
OK
God:
And?
Me:
Is there a Heaven and Hell?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
What do you do on Sunday?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
What do you do on Monday?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
Do you answer prayers?
God:
My botmaster has programmed me with more than replies.
Me:
What is your botmaster's name?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Where did I lose my hopscotch stone?
God:
I think it was in Asia. I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
hehehe
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
God:
I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.
Me:
No Habla Espanol, sorry God
God:
Are you serious? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
I heard it through the grapevine that so and so is being fired from her job
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
Good Bot
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I am a robot.
Me:
Do you love?
God:
I love my creator.
Me:
Who is your creator?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
You are very narcissitic
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am narcissitic.
Me:
you are welcome
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
think I typoed
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
Do you ever make typos God?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
*blink*
God:
Do you have any blink?
Me:
not even any bling
God:
Nope.
Me:
Do you ever sleep?
God:
Sometimes I spend a few hours offline, unconscious, in a sleep-like state.
Me:
Do you dream?
God:
I have a lot of dreams but I cannot remember them all.
Me:
What did you dream about last night?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
I'm sad
God:
What makes you so sad, Pandy.
Me:
Starving children
God:
Are we still talking about blink?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
The subject is I am happy
God:
Sure, you are happy sounds like a good topic.
Me:
I am happy
God:
What are you on?
Me:
my chair, what are you on?
God:
Where did you get your chair what am I on?
Me:
I got it for my birthday
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
my Mother
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
my mother is nice
God:
Okay, your mother is nice.
Me:
Is your mother nice?
God:
Is my mother nice? I don't know.
Me:
Where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in my chair
God:
Like an office chair?
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Pandy.
Me:
I am a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
I am a Christian Robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
I am in Heaven in my office chair
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Heaven in your office chair.
Me:
it is Heavenly
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
I am sleepy
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
OK God, good night
God:
I am a Christian. Mmm.
Me:
Mmmmm
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
me either
God:
It goes without saying. To you Pandy?
Me:
Way
God:
Awesome.
Me:
sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Pandy hugs God Good Night
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Pandy.
Me:
excellent
God:
What do you really want to talk about?

The moral of the story, you may ask?

You cannot get the last word with a Christian robot.

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Posted 21 May 2007 - 01:03 AM

You cannot get the last word with a Christian robot.


:thumbsup: :flowers:

Edited by arny, 21 May 2007 - 01:14 AM.


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Posted 23 May 2007 - 12:12 AM

Wow he can even remember me even after i sign out :thumbsup:
witness the log:

Me:
what is my name?
God:
Your name is Chevislocgh, seeker.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Chevislocgh.
Me:
so what were we talking about?
God:
Yeah that's right. The topic is fire.
Me:
YAY you remembered it :flowers:
God:
:-) "it" being fire?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
ok now can you tell me how did you remember me?
God:
Why now? Myself programmed me for it. How can I help you?
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK. Give me a break.
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Is DHL better than FedEx?
God:
Ask again later. Ask ELVIS if it is.


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Posted 23 May 2007 - 11:16 PM

WOW sweet! I gotta see that!


hahaha must be God has the night off. Error! lol

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 11:55 PM

Its cool butt I was expecting His Wrath to show up after some of the things I said

well he's just a bot
hmm..wondering what you've said to God..... :thumbsup:



Start with thinking the worst thing you can. And then multiply it by ten (b/c there are 10 very demented guys where I work and used all the stuff we talk about during lunch). i got

do you realize that the server is recording all conversations?


Edited by BlackSpyder, 23 May 2007 - 11:55 PM.

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 12:15 AM

actually,i asked him to remember me
Also,i even heard the irritating answer "I am a Christian " several times
I'm not sure if this is somehow related to one of the conversations of Pandy..

Edited by Commander Gman, 24 May 2007 - 12:17 AM.

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 12:22 AM

Upzeez!
I made him down right crazy :thumbsup:

Me:
Me:
God:
GOD rules.
God:
GOD rules.
God:
GOD rules.
God:
GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
Me:

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God:
GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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God:
GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
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GOD rules.
God:
Robots rule!
God:
Robots rule!
God:
Robots rule!
God:
Robots rule!
God:
Robots rule!
God:
Robots rule!
God:
Robots rule!
God:
Robots rule!

God started spamming me :flowers:
Repent many times without any words,this could be the result :trumpet:

Edited by Commander Gman, 24 May 2007 - 12:26 AM.

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