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For All You Mothers Out There Happy Mothers Day And A Joke


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#1 cowsgonemadd3

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Posted 12 May 2007 - 10:53 PM

Happy mothers day every mother out there!

Here is a little joke I just had to ad to the topic!

This is hilarious!!
> >> >
> >> > So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently
> >> > died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit
> >>
> >> > on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all
> >> > day long on this mat in our bathroom.
> >> >
> >> > Well we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years
> >> > old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really
> >> > loves chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then
> >>
> >> > losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I
> >> > keep my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he
> >>
> >> > needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done.
> >> >
> >> > Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and
> >> > try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My
> >> > two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to
> >> > nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up.
> >> > Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a
> >> > wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.
> >> >
> >> > We finally have the older one and and the baby loaded in the car and I
> >>
> >> > am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the
> >>
> >> > corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my
> >> > chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked right
> >> > into my eyes and said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that
> >> > he is right--their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly,
> >> > Jack didn't seem to mind.
> >> >
> >> > And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was
> >> > the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.
> >> >
> >> > And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us
> >>
> >> > that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little
> >> > creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been
> >>
> >> > using your chapstick on the cat's butt.

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 05:09 AM

You never know what kids can do. :thumbsup: But as long as the cat didnt mind...

Exactly what is a chapstick? I understand the punchline, but I am curious about what it really means. I cant find it in my dictionary and it aint that kinda words we learn in school either. Now I cant stop thinking about it.

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 05:18 AM

A lip balm.
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That was a hilarious story, kinda gross too. :thumbsup:

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 05:32 AM

OK, thanks. :thumbsup:
Poor cat. Or maybe he enjoyed it? Cats wash their own butts, as far as I know...

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 05:36 AM

No problem. :thumbsup:

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