Loved the picture of your "redneck bandaide". Trust me, being married to a Kentucky briar I can sure appreciate it!!!
He's from coal mine country in South Eastern Ky., you know, were you don' tell someone what street you live on you tell them what "holler" you live in!!
I can't complain though, I couldn't have found anyone better, those briars know how to treat their women right!!
Oh by the way, did you know that god invented duct tape? Really, it fixes almost anything and everything that you can think of, so I figure anything that good couldn't have been made by mere mortals!!