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#1 hakode

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 05:28 AM

/**
* © 2007 Misrocoft Corp.
* All rights reserved
*/

#include


class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{
boolean beta = true;

WindowsVista()
{
checkIfHardwareIsCompatible();
/** Ok. The idiot seems to have some high end hardware.
* Lets make his life miserable
*/

runInternetExplorer7();
}


void checkIfHardwareIsCompatible()
{
/*
* Lets make sure that half the world cannot run this OS while
* we fix all the bugs
*/
if((installedRam < 2GB) && (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
{
MessageBox("Your System does not seem to be capable of running zero err.. aero glass and the like. Please upgrade the hardware and try again.");
WaitTillPoorGuyReadsTheMessage();
bsod();
}
}


void runInternetExplorer7()
{
IE7 ie7 = new IE7();

ie7.featureSet = firefox_features
+ safari_features
+ opera_features + lot_of_bugs;

ie7.run();
WaitWhileThePoorGuyLooksAtTheNewInterface();
bsod();

}

/**
* return true when product is stable.
*/
boolean isReadyForRelease()
{
int lastReportedNumberOfBugs = 3457888E+08
int totalNoOfNewFeatures = 600;
boolean readyForRelease = false;


sendFeatureSetToMarketingGuys();

while (marketingGuysAreAtIt)
{
Thread fixBugsWhileInBeta = new fixBugsWhileInBeta();

fixBugsWhileInBeta.assignProgrammer(oneBug);
fixBugsWhileInBeta.start();

if(programmersAreNotSufficient)
{
hireFromXBOXDivision();
}

if(aMonthHasPassed)
{
announce("Windows Vista Consumer Version Will be delayed by one more month");
dropAFewFeatures();
totalNoOfNewFeatures = totalNoOfNewFeatures - 10;
}

/** Boss strictly told me that we should have no more than * 7000 bugs
* when we ship the item
*/
if(lastReportedNumberOfBugs-- == 7000)
return true;

}

}

int main(void)
{
WindowsVista vista = new WindowsVista();
vista.runWindowsXP();
return plentyOfMoneyforBilly;
}

is this vistas source code?

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#2 jgweed

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 08:59 AM

It is way too elegant to be anything produced by Microsoft, which would take 20,000 lines of code to do it.
Very funny!
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 09:28 AM

:thumbsup: Original I must say Top!! :flowers:

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 09:13 PM

They take a whole DVD for this??

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 09:57 PM

I love it! :thumbsup:

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Posted 14 March 2007 - 07:33 AM

They take a whole DVD for this??


Yes. They use the really, really Big Bytes.

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Posted 14 March 2007 - 08:38 AM

Yes. They use the really, really Big Bytes.


Only because they haven't figured out how to hide 5 extra bits in each byte - yet.

Edited by KoanYorel, 14 March 2007 - 08:38 AM.

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