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#1 no one

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Posted 20 November 2006 - 07:57 PM

Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
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Posted 20 November 2006 - 08:38 PM

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Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, ****s over everything and then leaves.

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 09:10 PM

Oh god these are so true...

Beepilepsy: The brief seizure people sometimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid- sentence.


I've seen that one so many times...

Edited by Klinkaroo, 22 November 2006 - 09:11 PM.





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