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Dutch Christmas..

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#1 Notorious


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Posted 23 December 2004 - 09:09 AM

A little Christmas cheer for all from the Dutch Bureau of Statistics

*31 Dutch have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while
the fairy lights were plugged in.

*19 Dutch have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate.

*Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling incidents.

*101 Dutch had to have broken parts of plastic toys
pulled out of the soles of their feet since 1997 .

*18 Dutch had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.

*A massive 5543 Dutch were admitted to casualty in the last two years
after opening bottles of Heineken with their teeth or eye socket.

*5 Dutch were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
scalextric cars.

*142 Dutch were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.

*258 Dutch are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

And finally..

*62,568 Dutch cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep ( passing out.. :trumpet: ) while throwing up into the toilet.

Wow.. It's great to be Dutch! :thumbsup: :flowers:

Merry Christmas..
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#2 TexasAngel67


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Posted 23 December 2004 - 01:21 PM

HILARIOUS!!! Thanks Notorious!

I think we could replace the Dutch with blondes or Aggies or rednecks and no one would be the wiser, lmao!

Great info and stats. Really funny, yet sad, lol.

Happy Holidays from your favorite Texan. :thumbsup:


#3 EdBee


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Posted 23 December 2004 - 03:31 PM

I like the one about the pins--I've done that--didn't have to be hospitalized though--A very rough-tough American!!! Merry Christmas to all!!!! :flowers: :thumbsup:

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Posted 24 December 2004 - 01:37 PM

Another reason to avoid drinking beer and sticking to Scotch!!!!!
Thanks for sharing this.
Best regards of the Season,
Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one should be silent.

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