Just a little something to brighten your day!!
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man
in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.