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#1 Just_One_Question

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 08:44 PM

A couple years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph that well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him temporally blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?



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Posted 08 September 2017 - 09:06 PM

He did you a favor....took the girlfriend with him. That is whats called  'dodging a bullet'


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Posted 08 September 2017 - 09:56 PM

Heh heh! :)
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Posted 09 September 2017 - 09:09 AM

'Ol Cotton-Eyed Joe
Been around for years
Always steals the ladies
Leaves good men in tears

Never gonna find them
Won't even find a clue
Gone into the sunset
But don't be feelin' blue

You're so very lucky
Go have a drink of grog
Go and find a princess
Forget that lady frog

(off the cuff and a drink :) )

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Posted 09 September 2017 - 05:59 PM


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Posted 09 September 2017 - 06:02 PM

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