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Computer helpline

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#1 AlenkaP


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Posted 09 June 2017 - 09:38 AM

Dear Community, dear moderator!
I study English and my task for today to load  it up hier: 
Somebody calls Computer helpline. This person complains about their computer. The caller tells, he was typing a report and suddenly the words disappeared. He needs help, because he couldn’t see anything on the screen. The assistant recommends to look at the back of monitor and to control if some cables are plugged in properly. The caller says, he cannot see it right, because this is too dark in his office. He just uses the light from the window. The office lights are turned off. The reason is power failure. The assistant becomes angry and rude. He says to the caller: “Put your pc in the pc boxes and bring it back to the computer shop, because you are too stupid to own and to use it” ))
Excuse the disturbance
Best regards 

EDIT... Moved to Chat from Win7 ~~ boopme

Edited by boopme, 09 June 2017 - 10:00 AM.

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#2 hamluis



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Posted 09 June 2017 - 11:10 AM

The full version of that joke...can be found at various sites on the Web.


Example:  http://www.snopes.com/humor/business/wordperfect.asp .



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