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Pastor Attempting To Walk On Water....Feeds The Crocodiles


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#1 buddy215

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Posted 14 May 2017 - 12:01 PM

Some might find this act of faith a bit hard to believe...but it happened.....in Zimbabwe.

 

Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus - INFORMATION NIGERIA

 

Really, I can't add much to the info in the link.

 

While that pastor thought it possible to emulate Jesus...another chooses to fly...and does in his private jet.

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Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Private Jet Pastor Chris Oyakhilome private Jet Pastor Chris Oyakhilome teachings insist that a man shouldn`t be possessed by the material things of the world. Still, it seems that double standards are also included in his teachings. Also, he claims that the private Jet and a silver Rolls Royce were provided to him when he arrived in the UK. He adds that they are properties of the church. Alas, it seems that he is the only one allowed to use this property. Not much information is provided about the private jet. The church keeps any information concerning the wealth of the pastor a secret. However, it`s known that the jet emerged soon after his divorce from Anita Oyakhilome. Read more: https://www.naij.com/1104336-pastor-chris-oyakhilome-private-jet.html

Edited by buddy215, 14 May 2017 - 05:35 PM.

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#2 britechguy

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Posted 14 May 2017 - 02:05 PM

Just FYI, that's an Aston-Martin, not a Rolls-Royce.


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#3 buddy215

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Posted 14 May 2017 - 02:36 PM

Good catch....Do you think that pastor qualifies for a Darwin Award?

 

The article claims the pastor fasted for a week before his attempt...would he then of qualified as a lite lunch for the crocs?


“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded and the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics...you are all stardust.”Lawrence M. Krauss
A 1792 U.S. penny, designed in part by Thomas Jefferson and George Washington, reads “Liberty Parent of Science & Industry.”

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Posted 14 May 2017 - 02:53 PM

You find this very funny, huh? Well, let's see who's gonna have the last laugh when you are in the ninth circle of hell and we are all up in heaven partying! ;)

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Posted 14 May 2017 - 02:54 PM

BTW, just in case, if you haven't already figured it out, I am joking.:lmao:




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