There's no confirmation of what Borowitz is reporting. But after seeing that bold, scary and forceful glare of Pence's....especially while
wearing the bomber jacket and standing alone facing the North's army...it could have some truth.
Hey...if a face of a woman can launch a thousand ships...why not?
I know many are wondering why that USA flag patch on the right shoulder is reversed. Well, it's Army regulation
#670-1. FROM THE WEB: The regulation states that when authorized for application to the proper uniform the American flag patch is to be worn, right or left shoulder, so that “the star field faces forward, or to the flag’s own right. When worn in this manner, the flag is facing to the observer’s right, and gives the effect of the flag flying in the breeze as the wearer moves forward. The appropriate replica for the right shoulder sleeve is identified as the ‘reverse side flag’.”