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#1 rozzer

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Posted 05 December 2016 - 07:00 AM

THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS

 

1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in?
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

HEHE! :guitar:

 

Cheers


Edited by Chris Cosgrove, 05 December 2016 - 08:04 PM.
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#2 Rocky Bennett

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Posted 05 December 2016 - 12:31 PM

There is a section here at Bleeping Computer called "General Chat." This thread would be more appropriate there.


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Posted 06 December 2016 - 01:41 AM

Thank you Rocky Bennet

 

My apologies

 

:santa:

 

 

Cheers



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Posted 08 December 2016 - 06:54 PM

Not sure if it's a good thing that I get these :P.

 

If you type "xmas tree" into Google, the search page has a holiday theme on it.


Edited by hollowface, 08 December 2016 - 06:55 PM.





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