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Men Who Drink Beer


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#1 loveablekitty

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Posted 22 August 2006 - 10:09 AM

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1
hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8)Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary!
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#2 boopme

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Posted 18 September 2006 - 07:15 PM

Geez I'm Surprised nobody got a Headache..
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