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Wish Corrupter + [Rules]


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#1 RubberRubbish

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Posted 16 June 2016 - 03:52 PM

Original in-depth rules derived and altered from this (now locked) TPT forum thread.

 

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1. Please read all of the rules before participating!
2. You have to answer the persons wish above but with a twist. Then you make a wish.

3. No wishing for wishes or wishing for corruptions.
4. No "in another universe", "another world", "another dimension", "another planet" corruption.
5. No wishing for a wish to be corrupted. This also applies to wishing for a wish to not be corrupted and wishing for nothing.
6. No wishing for avatar, username, changes.
7. No "Wish failed."
8. No wishing for this thread to be locked.

9. Avoid sensitive topics including politics and religion. (Just try not to offend anyone aight?)
10. No making up random crap that has nothing to do with the original wish or making "instead they gave you" wish outcomes.
11. No repeating a wish because you weren't pleased with the outcome. Its your fault for making that wish able to come out so horrid.
12. No bringing personal matters into the wishing world.
13. You must separate your posts by the means of a line of dashes, the <hr /> tag, or two ENTER-KEY's. If you wish to make any comments, place them below your corruption of the previous wish and above your wish and separated by two ENTER-KEY's (or use any other means to cleanly distinguish the text). (see my reply to this post for an example.)
14. No "wishscripting", "wishcoding" etc, just say the wish and don't hide it in computer coding, binary or another language besides universally readable English.

15. No corrupting your own wish.

16. No corrupting a wish that has already been corrupted (this is forgivable if someone else replied while you are typing up your reply).

17. Please don't troll! Practice some common sense! Be creative! And have fun!

 

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**The following is an exception to rule 15 -- I will corrupt the my own wish below to exemplify the formatting outlined above.**

 

I wish I was cool.

 

===Reply with===

 

You freeze solid.

This is a generic enlightening example comment! LOL! Good one RubberRubbish! Etc.

I wish I owned the world's fastest computer.


Edited by RubberRubbish, 16 June 2016 - 04:31 PM.


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Posted 16 June 2016 - 10:07 PM

granted but you break the bank in maintaining and keeping it running.

 

I wish I am a billionaire



#3 RubberRubbish

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Posted 16 June 2016 - 10:59 PM

You are paid 1,000,000,000, but in Vietnamese Dongs totaling only $44,840.

 

Speaking of dongs...

 

I wish I had a lifetime supply of condoms.



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Posted 16 June 2016 - 11:14 PM

A large crate arrives filled with exactly zero condoms, you proceed to remain a virgin for the rest of your life! :hysterical:

 

I wish my wife was a robot.



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Posted 16 June 2016 - 11:19 PM

oops.

 

granted, but her strength was so great that she accidentally broke your spine when hugging too tightly.

 

I was I live in a farm


Edited by d33dlit, 16 June 2016 - 11:29 PM.


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Posted 16 June 2016 - 11:34 PM

You live in a farm, but it's isolated in the middle of nowhere and miles away from any kind of internet access.

 

I wish Donald Trump had ugly hair.

(Considering rule 9, this is okay if it doesnt turn offensive right??)

 

I wish to have the answers to everything!


Edited by WC_pro, 17 June 2016 - 11:53 AM.


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Posted 17 June 2016 - 12:43 PM

Granted, however the government learns of your virtually infinite intel and you are placed under custody isolated from civilization against your will given that you are both an invaluable resource and a security concern. Other countries make you a high priority target for assassination since you are capable of spilling all of their secrets. You waste away in a bunker in a hidden location for the rest of your life answering questions.

 

A large crate arrives filled with exactly zero condoms, you proceed to remain a virgin for the rest of your life! :hysterical:

Savage!

 

I wish I discovered the cure for cancer.



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Posted 17 June 2016 - 12:56 PM

Granted, but a lazy coworker steals all of the credit.

I wish to be too sexy for my shirt.

Edited by WC_pro, 17 June 2016 - 12:57 PM.


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Posted 17 June 2016 - 01:26 PM

Granted, the only thing you are not too sexy for is a g-string, which you proudly wear all the time.

Alrighty+then+if+we+re+gonna+let+men+dre

 

By the by, how do you make spoilers on this forum?

 

I wish to never have to sleep!


Edited by RubberRubbish, 17 June 2016 - 01:27 PM.


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Posted 18 June 2016 - 12:00 AM

Granted, but you must drink an entire pot of coffee daily to retain this abiltiy. You also suffer excruciating bowel movements due to excess coffee intake.

 

I wish I could unsee what has been seen.



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Posted 18 June 2016 - 02:22 AM

You have been granted the "5 seconds" memory.

I wish i can take great photos without trying

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Posted 18 June 2016 - 11:13 AM

Granted, every photo you take is now a masterpiece. How is this possible? Simple, your camera randomly generates a rare pepe which is automatically overlayed on top of your otherwise abhorrent photography. You flood the market with rare pepes and depreciate their value causing a violent internet uprising.

 

I wish my red bull gave me wings (not metaphorically!).



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Posted 18 June 2016 - 10:27 PM

Granted, but after the bull gave you the wings, he charged up behind you and launched you into flight with his horns. (Oh the pain, the pain...)

 

I wish I could stop aging


Gen. Barker - You haven't heard the last of this!!

Hawkeye Pierce - I wasn't listening to the first of it...


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Posted 19 June 2016 - 12:00 PM

One day a pill arrives in the mail. The package is labelled "wish pill" which sure enough, contains a single pill. Without further consideration for your well-being, you do the smart thing and promptly consume this fabulous pill which you were expecting to arrive after wishing for it on an online forum. Immediately in a matter of minutes your hair turns grey, skin becomes wrinkly, cataracts form, and your joints grow stiff (etc.). At the prime age of MwfUZGD.png, walking across a room is like running a marathon. But at least you realize 10 years later that the aging process has indeed halted.

 

I wish to have unlimited endurance!



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Posted 21 June 2016 - 04:48 AM

From now onwards, your mind won't let you sleep even you are dead sleepy and you have to endure living in that state for the rest of your life,

 

rare pepe is a good one :lol:

 

I wish I can teleport






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