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#61 Poppyann

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Posted 03 June 2017 - 02:29 PM

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Posted 11 June 2017 - 01:51 PM

Error Messages in Japan
 
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft Error messages with Haiku poetry messages.
Haiku poetry has strict construction rules.
Each poem has only 3 lines, 17 syllables: five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, five in the third.
Haikus are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning, and powerful insight  through extreme brevity -- the essence of Zen.
 
Your file was too big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows 10 crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
 


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 01:12 AM

:lmao:

 

Vodka and IT~~~Capacity of vodka in IT style:
 
0.10 l - demo version;
0.25 l - trial version;
0.50 l - personal edition;
0.70 l - professional edition;
1.00 l - network edition;
1.75 l - enterprise;
3.00 l - for small business;
5.00 l - corporate edition;
Bucket of vodka - extreme edition;
Sea of vodka - global edition;
Homemade vodka - home edition;
"One more" - Service pack;
Kefir in the morning - Recovery tool;
Appetizer - plugins;
Beer - patch;
Coca-cola, fanta, 7-UP - trojan viruses.


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Posted 26 July 2017 - 03:38 PM

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Posted 31 July 2017 - 09:22 PM

Operating system

A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
- I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..
- I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?
- Of course I do - it's Facebook...



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Posted 01 August 2017 - 04:49 PM

 

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

So true.



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Posted 01 August 2017 - 07:40 PM

What the ? holy !, its funny as hell in here ..... certainly needs MORE EXPOSURE, couldn't stop laughing, right from the start HTML a stupid flower pot TOOOOOOOOO DAMN FUNNY !   Was looking so carefully down the list, yep mmhmm yep uhmmmm yep DUMBAAARSE FLOWER POT ! for H T M L

GOD !
Hey you have to start somewhere,

hahahahahahaha!

but damn, Seriously-- that one just killed me, lucky my chair's alright.  Laterzz I'll be back I imagine. TOO FUNNY IN HERE ! YEAH !

 

 

DAMMIT I JUST SPILLED MY DRINK, facebook

 

OMG !

 

  KEEP UP ThE GOOD WORKS IN HERE FOR SURE !

 

 

yeah windows is like that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAha!!! hilarious! Oh boy!Babies born 3D printers OF COURSE ! *tee-heehehehe * Fine thread in here YEAH! 


Edited by PerspectiveObjective, 02 August 2017 - 08:22 AM.


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Posted 02 August 2017 - 03:01 AM

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Posted 02 August 2017 - 05:19 AM

Red Dwarf encounters a ship which prints crew members as required. Until the printer jams during the first printout:


Top 5 things that never get done:

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Posted 05 August 2017 - 08:30 PM

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Posted 06 August 2017 - 02:02 PM

AAAAAAA ! sorry no post , just hahahahahahahahaa! he's the one HA! giggles dummy with money how's that work? but you see it everywhere.

 

Oh, a joke, well kind of . . . . {title} Guy Fail, playing off that he's a geek math wizard -- NOT !

 

  When out at club wherever WHATEVER ! and the guy looks like he's a math geek but then says

""" oh it was one of those mee-mee things you know , online  . . . """ for a second , TOTAL SILENCE !

 

You're like looking across at your girlfriend and she knows your saying DID HE JUST SAY MEE MEE ?

without saying a thing, mind meld you know hahahaha!

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Should have said NERD -> NOT !


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Posted 07 August 2017 - 11:19 AM

A Geeky one . . .  crap converter cut it off / cut it short , brb . . .

 

 

eeeh so so . .  nope , linking blocked -- imagine that! go figure,

 

okay how about ...

 

hmmm isn't it funny how

 

after multiple attempts to get a result, the right result or fix a system glitch, you're like NOW WHAT DID I DO ?!!


Edited by PerspectiveObjective, 07 August 2017 - 12:12 PM.


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Posted 15 August 2017 - 09:35 AM

Full Word typo , for real! (found close by):

Search Topic" - enter your keyboards into the box and press Go to perform

Now, that's like saying " you like to use search? -- just toss your keyboards in a box  and then Go for best performance






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