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#1 TsVk!

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Posted 29 November 2015 - 10:23 PM

In these paranoid times governments are doubling their cyber-security budgets to the tune of billions of dollars.

 

But this is flaunted in the face of rational risk assessment as there has only ever been one recorded event where a cyber attack has resulted in the downing of an installation, or infrastructure (Stuxnet). Infosec teams are ready to ramp us up to DEFCON1 though and would have us believe that ISIS and jihadists are on the verge of bringing about a Cyber9/11 or virtual Pearl Harbour.

 

This isn't all the stuff of movies though and it's not imaginations running rampant. Under-educated and under-funded organizations have allies that we must meet on the ground, in the trees, in their holes... wherever they may lie.

 

Squirrels!

 

It is an unprecedented threat that must be taken seriously. With more than 500 recorded successful subversions against us (compared to humans : 1) we must unite and stand against them and their allies.

 

Follow their reign of terror now, before it is too late.

 

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Posted 29 November 2015 - 10:58 PM

I want the sticker for my laptop.

http://www.cyberattribution.com/#!/CyberSquirrel1-Unit-Patch-Stickers-5/p/48202967/category=12550175

 

 

 

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Posted 29 November 2015 - 11:11 PM

But, but, but, I LIKE squirrels!!  Even if one HAS built a nest in the wall on the second floor of my house.

 

And what about flying squirrels?

 

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Posted 29 November 2015 - 11:16 PM

I hear squirrels are tasty.



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Posted 29 November 2015 - 11:21 PM

I hear squirrels are tasty.

The Maoris believed that by eating your enemy you would take his power, maybe they were onto something there...



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Posted 29 November 2015 - 11:22 PM

But, but, but, I LIKE squirrels!!  Even if one HAS built a nest in the wall on the second floor of my house.

Don't let their cute fluffy demeanor fool you, that is the tool of their infiltration

 

And what about flying squirrels?

That's the Air Force division, we must be vigilant.

 

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Posted 30 November 2015 - 04:18 PM

Just sayin: Squirrels Do 17% Of The Damage To Fiber Optic Networks

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Posted 30 November 2015 - 06:50 PM

RIP 1 Squirrel (gray), suddenly, in Fauldhouse, West Lothian, Scotland. Cause of death - overindulging in mains electric wiring insulation in a friend's attic.

 

Happily for our friends the circuit board trips worked and, apart from a nasty smell of scorched squirrel, there were no permanent after effects. but the web-site quoted in #1 has 250,000 Scots upset. The last tine I looked, Edinburgh was firmly in Scotland, not England. It had better be - it's the home of the Scottish Parliament !

 

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Posted 30 November 2015 - 07:33 PM

I didn't realise Scotland was an actual country.... :whistle:



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Posted 30 November 2015 - 08:00 PM

It doesn't matter them fuzzy little terrorist are everywhere!



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Posted 01 December 2015 - 12:25 AM

I didn't realise Scotland was an actual country.... :whistle:

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Posted 01 December 2015 - 01:05 AM

Pardon Tsvk's ignorance he is from Queensland after all, They are a bit slow up that way, Queenslanders rejected daylight savings because their curtains will fade. 

 

1. Fading Curtains

Many rural (and urban) families tend to close the curtains when they get home from work to keep out the hot sun, then open them again after the sun goes down to let more air in. Given day light savings gives you one additional hour in the evening after work, this increases the fading of curtains. This may not actually be the case.

2. Cows don't read clocks, so when they give their milk at 4am, each and every morning ready for the trucks to pick up by 4:30am to get into town for us to drink. When daylight savings starts the cow's 4am is now 3am and the cow gives less milk. That is – the reason cows produce less milk in DLS is because they don't know about the change. This may not actually be the case.

http://whirlpool.net.au/wiki/dlsinqld

 

First its squirrels that are a threat, Next I won't be able to get milk for my coffee, Its an animal conspiracy.


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Posted 01 December 2015 - 07:09 AM

It's a conspiracy alright!

 

I do feel for those cows though, being made to get out of bed at 3am.



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Posted 01 December 2015 - 12:52 PM

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First its squirrels that are a threat, Next I won't be able to get milk for my coffee, Its an animal conspiracy.


Why do I get blamed for the conspiracy???? :P

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Posted 01 December 2015 - 07:11 PM

@TsVk! #9

 

That's it ! One more crack like that and you are off my Christmas card list !

 

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