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Holidaymaker Complaints.


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#1 NickAu

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Posted 27 November 2015 - 01:51 AM

"I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
"It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time. This should be banned".
A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she'd been locked in by staff. When in fact she had mistaken the 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.
"On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."
"We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."
A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a water hole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel 'inadequate'.
"The beach was too sandy."
An angry guest came down to the front desk of a Holland America Line cruise ship demanding a different room. The attendant tried to calm him down and find out why he disliked his cabin so much. He responded: "I paid a lot of money for this cruise and was promised a sea view, the only thing I can see through my window is the damned parking lot!" The ship had not yet left the dock.
"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."
"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."
"We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."
"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."
"There was no egg slicer in the apartment."
"We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."
"The roads were uneven."
"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."
"I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."
"The brochure states: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We are all trainee hairdressers - will we be okay staying here?"
"There were too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."
"We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."
"It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."
"I was bitten by a mosquito. No-one said they could bite."
"My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."
A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.
"We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."
A hotel guest complained that his hotel room overlooking Sydney's Manly beach was unsuitable because the sound of the sea kept him awake.
"Why on earth did they build Windsor Castle on the flight path of Heathrow?"
"The disappointment telling the children that the reindeer could not fly was incredible. You must state this clearly in your brochure."
"I realise that there is no electricity in the Wilderness Cabins, but there should have been somewhere to recharge my phone"
"I think that it is appalling that you cannot go white water rafting in a stretch of river with no rocks."
"You said that your local Slovenian reps spoke English, but you failed to mention the Slovenian accents"
An American lady tourist visiting the amphitheatre at Ephesus, Turkey, said: "If this had been built in America they would have put an elevator in."
"The sand was too hot. The brochure didn't tell us this."
At Machu Picchu I encountered a British tourist arguing with the entrance staff demanding a refund for his entry fee. His complaint, "There are too many clouds around the surrounding mountains".
"The leaves of the plants in the front garden are dusty."
"There is somebody living in the attic and he has poisoned the food in the freezer. We want it replaced."
An American couple had travelled to the north of Norway to see the midnight sun, but as they stood there they complained that it was the same sun as home in America and wanted their money back.
"It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."



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Posted 27 November 2015 - 02:07 AM

:lmao:

 

Brightened up the start of my weekend mate

 

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