I and others have said many times that among the worst things you can spill on a computer are fizzy soft drinks. Typically they are conductive, acid and leave horrible sticky residues behind, so how about using a fizzy drink for cooling ? So here's a story I came across in 'The Register' today -
If nothing else, it is different ! Not to my taste - first of all I don't like Ir'n-Bru and secondly something like that in my peripheral vision would do my head in. Definitely A for effort !