This is a more open-ended game. Post the original text, then use Google Translate, Docs, or the Ackuna Bad Translator (search it up) to translate it back and forth between a random language and English. Then in the same post, post how many times it was translated, then post the final result. If you are using Ackuna, copy and paste the whole thing like below:
"Bob likes to eat apple pie with whipped cream on top."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Bob, for example, water, apples,ice cream."