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#1 PhotoAce

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 01:28 AM

especially when it's been generated by a translation program:

 

 changes in your gore dulcify levels. These permit foods, lack of somatic state, medications, added illnesses, usance of fuel, punctuate, and irregularity in hormone.  ....... levels seasoned by women during the menstrual ride. Lettered the factors that can promote to changes in your execution sweeten levels and monitoring your gore sweetening levels on a frequenter assumption can exploit to greatly throttle the risks of enlarged blood sweetening levels.An extremely arch move of a Typewrite  Diabetes discourse schedule is fit fasting. There are many foods that advance to the process in execution edulcorate levels, and piece it may not be required to completely desist these foods, it is indispensable to wheel these foods with a sanguine fasting of that is luxuriously in nutrition and low in fat. A rubicund fasting should permit plenitude of new fruits and vegetables, and whole-grain foods. Not only leave a rubicund fasting safe thought.

 

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Posted 24 July 2015 - 02:54 AM

Spam emails are usually littered with spelling mistakes, poor grammar and a general unprofessional look.

What makes them think that anybody could take them seriously is totally beyond me.

But sadly, some do .... each 'purchase' made from a spam email funds the next round of junk messages.

I wonder how many people who purchase from a spam email actually get to see the ordered product delivered?


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Posted 24 July 2015 - 02:58 AM

"gore dulcify levels"....blood sugar levels?



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Posted 24 July 2015 - 03:56 PM

 I wish I could understand whatever is being sold.  I mean:

 

"A rubicund fasting should permit plenitude of new fruits and vegetables, and whole-grain foods. Not only leave a rubicund fasting safe thought."  :spamsign:

 

I know about Rubicon, so I want a rubicund!  Now!  :wizardball:

 

 

 

Wonder if it will help me get rid of my kitchen ants.  Hate to fight traffic getting the borax and sugar tomorrow.  They bite me in my sleep, too.


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Posted 24 July 2015 - 06:32 PM

Hi brainout,

 

This is a "rubiscund smothering ridofants" guarantee - a bit messy but completely safe for kids and pets:   

 

1) Go to the supermarket and get the cheapest generic brand of talcum powder.

2) Inside - eg: in the kitchen -  sprinkle the talc along their tracks (windowsills etc) and entry points. A couple of days later the ants will have just disappeared!

3) Outside - dust the talc thickly around their nests and wherever the little blighters pop up between paving stones or bricks.

 

Why does this work? Ants are insects which breathe through little holes along their sides. The fine talc simply smothers them. Also I suspect the perfume additives in talc might help mess up their own scent trails.

 

Cheers :)   



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Posted 25 July 2015 - 02:30 AM

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Posted 25 July 2015 - 02:31 AM

These things appear around this time, when no administrators or moderators are listed as being on the board.



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Posted 25 July 2015 - 02:45 AM

 

1) Go to the supermarket and get the cheapest generic brand of talcum powder.

Call me strange, Go on.

 

I am 50 years old and still use

Johnson & Johnson - Johnson's Baby Powder 100g ...

After I shower.


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Posted 25 July 2015 - 07:30 AM

The Johnson & Johnson brand has certainly stood the test of time. We don't hear people talk about 'Hoovering' the house or putting beer in the 'Frigidaire' anymore but 'Johnson's Baby Powder' goes on the shopping list - eh?!  :)



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Posted 25 July 2015 - 06:06 PM

@PhotoAce #7  -  Is it the spam or the ants that appear when there are no moderators around ?

 

When time allows I often look at the source code for spam e-mails. What does worry me about it is the sheer number of apparently hijacked e-mail accounts that there are. I use an AOL account as my primary e-mail. I do find it odd that I should get warnings from AOL that my e-mail account has exceeded its 1GB storage limit by 97 GB but AOL is so short of e-mail addresses that they have to use Gmail, Hanmail or the e-mail server of some unsuspecting academic institution !

 

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Posted 30 July 2015 - 02:43 AM

Woof!  " Bad intake habits may gestate the brunt of the goddamn for the livelong unit rise yield"



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Posted 03 August 2015 - 09:45 AM

@violetrose:  You're right!  Due to talc aka baby powder, the ants disappeared from my kitchen on the 29th, and I thought they were gone for good.. until I woke early this morning and they were eating me, yet again!  (Welts all over, been going on four weeks.)  So I grabbed that 35-year old huge squeeze-box of baby powder*, twisted its shower-like nozzle and then whoooshed its powder all over the wall where they were swarming (no trail, they swarmed on the wall next to my couch, using it as a depot to jump on me).  Dunked it all over me, too.  Killed some, liberally whooshed the powder all over the carpet, couch, duvet, pillows.  And now, they are gone.

 

Talc still lines the kitchen counters, and they have not returned.  Never can find the ant trail. Weird thing is, they don't go after the food.  They swarm over sink and walls, where there is no food or residue.  They circled on the hand sanitizer, my garlic and other plastic spice jars (now cleaned to remove trail scents).  And, they circle on me.

 

Thank you for the tips!

 

PS: just ordered 10 pounds of diaotomaceous earth.  It can be slurried and sprayed on walls, so when it dries it dessicates.  Huffington Post had run a test of what worked and that one killed/stopped the ants.

 

 

Hi brainout,

 

This is a "rubiscund smothering ridofants" guarantee - a bit messy but completely safe for kids and pets:   

 

1) Go to the supermarket and get the cheapest generic brand of talcum powder.

2) Inside - eg: in the kitchen -  sprinkle the talc along their tracks (windowsills etc) and entry points. A couple of days later the ants will have just disappeared!

3) Outside - dust the talc thickly around their nests and wherever the little blighters pop up between paving stones or bricks.

 

Why does this work? Ants are insects which breathe through little holes along their sides. The fine talc simply smothers them. Also I suspect the perfume additives in talc might help mess up their own scent trails.

 

Cheers :)   

 

 

*Ralph's brand from LA, meaning back when I lived there, in 1980-1.  Yikes.


Edited by brainout, 03 August 2015 - 10:09 AM.

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