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Thoughts for the Day


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#1 NickAu

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Posted 18 November 2014 - 03:09 AM

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
medicine.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

Procrastinate Now!

I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime
commitment  for a pig.

The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

Make your words sweet & tender today, for tomorrow you
may have to eat them.



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Posted 18 November 2014 - 12:02 PM

First, solve the problem. Then write the program.



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Posted 18 November 2014 - 05:14 PM

Love this one "A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory." I may have to use it as a slogan on something somewhere, don't know what or where yet.
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Posted 18 November 2014 - 11:23 PM

STOP THE BOATS, NO CUTS TO ABC OR SBS.

there thats my thoughts for the day, "You bet you are, ahhhh you bet i am"

 

 

Something for the ozzies to ponder over.


Edited by JohnnyJammer, 18 November 2014 - 11:24 PM.


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Posted 19 November 2014 - 01:43 PM

This one really makes sense - "Make your words sweet & tender today, for tomorrow you
may have to eat them
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Posted 21 November 2014 - 08:52 PM

Life isn't tied with a bow, but its still a gift

Your job wont take care of you when you're sick, your family will.

Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

If you don't ask you don't get.

Cry with someone its more healing than crying alone.

Don't audit life, show up and make the best out of it.

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Posted 21 November 2014 - 09:29 PM

It is not the hours we put in on the job, it is what we put into the hours that counts.

 

People have been known to achieve more as a result of working with others than against them.

 

Success always has a price; success, with integrity, is the real bottom line. 

 

The influence of each human being on others in this life is a kind of immortality.

 

He who cannot forgive others destroys a bridge over which he himself must pass.

 

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.

 

Worry is wasting today’s time cluttering up tomorrow’s opportunities with yesterday’s troubles.

 

The more you know, the less you need.

 

Procrastination, more than anything else I can think of, separates those who want to be successful from those who are. 

 

You can’t be too kind or too generous.



#8 NickAu

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Posted 21 November 2014 - 10:06 PM

To get ahead in life, It's not about how many  booty's  you kiss. It's about who's you kiss.



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Posted 22 November 2014 - 12:07 AM

To get ahead in life, It's not about how many  booty's  you kiss. It's about who's you kiss.

+1! :thumbup2:

 

The difference between remaining the floor employee & being a part of the management team (& the perks within). Think hard about my next line & where you are today, it paid off huge for me (I'm speaking of my former career, not any forum promotions).   

 

It's not about how one socializes, rather it's whom one socializes with. 

 

Not to mention, that $50+ dollar a fifth wine/liquor is a lot better than that sub $10 crap. 

 

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Edited by cat1092, 22 November 2014 - 01:09 AM.

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Posted 04 December 2014 - 02:40 AM

My thought for the day is that we people should be a nice and kind person for others, because my thinking is give rest and have respect. Always love to children and respect to elders. Not to hate poor people and eleminate poverty not people.

 

 

That's it friends..............



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Posted 04 December 2014 - 01:58 PM

It's not what you know it's who you know.

Tip of the day: Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

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Posted 04 December 2014 - 03:32 PM

Tip for the day:


When asking for lunch whilst visiting a friend who is a chemist, and another guest says "i'll have some h2o please", don't say "i'll have some h2o too".

Edited by rp88, 04 December 2014 - 03:33 PM.

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