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30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid

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#1 NickAu


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Posted 13 November 2014 - 04:44 PM

*A few clowns short of a circus
*A few fries short of a Happy Meal
*An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
*A few beers short of six-pack
*A few peas short of a casserole
*Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
*The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
*One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl
*One taco short of a combination plate
*A few feathers short of a whole duck
*All foam, no beer
*Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
*Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
*Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
*Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
*Too much yardage between the goalposts
*An intellect rivalled only by garden tools
*As smart as bait
*Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
*Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
*Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
*Forgot to pay his brain bill
*Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
*His belt doesn't go through all the loops
*If he had another brain, it would be lonely
*No grain in the silo
*Proof that evolution can go in reverse
*Receiver is off the hook
*Several nuts short of a full pouch
*He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

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#2 Condobloke


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Posted 13 November 2014 - 05:00 PM

...he has a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock...

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Posted 13 November 2014 - 05:47 PM

  Cranial rectumitis   -- - Head up A$$

  Cerebral feces   -- -   $hit for brains

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Posted 13 November 2014 - 06:35 PM

Dense enough to have his own event horizon...

Found (theta) with an arrow saying "here it is"...

Thinks MegaHertz is a unit of pain...

Worries about how she will apply her make-up when her phone's battery runs down...

Wonders how the helpful woman got inside his sat-nav...

Tried to get the twist out of a mobius strip...

Buys food at the cinema...or from the trolley on the train...

Can be kept busy all day with a sheet of paper saying "please turn over" on both sides...

Thinks "lord of the rings" is a historical documentary...

I have other ones i would like to say but i think they might be a bit offensive (not hugely so but offensive about certain jobs/industries/famous individuals) so have left them out.

Edited by rp88, 13 November 2014 - 06:35 PM.

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#5 NickAu


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Posted 13 November 2014 - 07:50 PM


I have other ones i would like to say but i think they might be a bit offensive

When I am in doubt about something like that I pm a moderator and ask.

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