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Can you Post Knock-Knock Jokes here for me?


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#1 akosinyll

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 02:10 PM

Can you Post Knock-Knock Jokes here for me?
 
I would appreciate it, thank you :guitar:

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#2 nickautomatic

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 04:49 PM

French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English,
nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" is feminine --
"la maison." "Pencil" is masculine -- "le crayon." A student asked, "What
gender is computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the
class into two groups-- male and female and asked them to decide for
themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each
group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine
gender ("la computer"), because:
1) No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2) The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else
3) Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible
later retrieval; and
4) As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.

(No chuckling guys ... this gets better!!!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine
("le computer"), because:
1) In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2) They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3) They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE
the problem; and
4) As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little
longer, you could have gotten a better model.



#3 Daisy Cutter

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 08:22 PM

VERY good, nekoray.
Speaking of le maison.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"A broken pencil."

"A broken pencil who?"

"Nevermind, it's pointless."

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 08:23 PM

Who's there?"

"Cows go."

"Cows go who?"

"No silly, cows go 'mooo'."

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 08:25 PM

"Knock, knock."

"Who’s there?"

"Etch."

"Etch who?"

"Bless you. Guzuntight!"

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 08:31 PM

Thanks Daisy. It's not really a KNOCK KNOCK jokes.



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Posted 06 November 2014 - 11:24 PM

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Amos

Amos who?

A mosquito bit me.
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Posted 06 November 2014 - 11:25 PM

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Andy

Andy who?

And he bit me again.
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Posted 07 November 2014 - 10:45 AM

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Doris!

Doris who?

Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking.

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Yah!

Yah who?

No, I prefer google.

Edited by Daisy Cutter, 07 November 2014 - 10:46 AM.


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Posted 08 November 2014 - 12:38 PM

Knock knock

who's there

gestapo

gestapo who?

we will ask the questions!

Edited by rp88, 08 November 2014 - 12:39 PM.

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