So, without a thought in my head, after setting up users for a printer - I chose DENY for EVERYONE...and even clicked through Windows wonderful warning (paraphrasing) "You're about to completely screw yourself, you sure you wanna do that?"
Now I cannot get into the printer, add it to anyones computer or even remove it. In the meantime, I've created a duplicate printer and assigned it out - so the issue now is cleaning up my previous mess...which I cannot seem to figure out.
TLDR; How do I get back into a Printer on the server that I've completely locked myself out of by choosing DENY for EVERYONE? (Windows 8; server is Win '12 R2)