OK I'M BEING WEIRDED OUT HERE.
My computer just healed. No joke. This morning nothing metro was working. A few hours ago I was told to do Refresh and that broke, as well as Factory Reset.
Five minutes afterwards, I sign in with the broken account, search for refresh and realize that the settings app is back online. I didn't do anything to do that.
Then I got curious and checked out the Store. It was back online. None of the apps were back, but I could download them again. But it healed itself! HOW?!
THERE IS NO WAY THAT REFRESH DID THAT. The panel only stayed open for 15 seconds, and then said "nothing was changed. Fix this problem?" Then it crashed to desktop, opened the "fixing problem" box, and that closed too. Then I tried refresh again and realized that the settings app was working.
HOW IN THE WORLD DID MY COMPUTER HEAL ITSELF LIKE THAT??? I AM NOT JOKING. I SWEAR.
I need to go lie down for a minute until I calm down and stop imagining that my computer's haunted or something...
I may be a n00b but trust me, I would never troll someone like this. What the **** just happened???