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#1 currmac

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 07:26 AM

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we just give t hem ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery",
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and
politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!



And last but not least...

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. "Boy, I feel a lot safer
now that she's behind bars. ! O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still
walking around; Osama bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America
willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to
jail."







kinda makes you think :thumbsup:
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Posted 25 May 2006 - 09:10 AM

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.


MYTH
Id like to see them do it.

#3 dc3

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 09:20 AM

If we were to register the ilegal aliens like we do our cattle, and tag their ears in the same manner, I'm fairly sure tracking these people would become a whole lot easier. :thumbsup:

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 10:03 AM

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens

I think it's more like "unwilling". :thumbsup:




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