So a few days ago I am sitting at my desk on my NEW Hp Laptop, Just surfing the net and enjoying a glass of coke. When I knock the glass over and all that coke covers the keyboard on the new laptop.
Now a bit of background, I am a diabetic on insulin, And am not allowed to have Coke, And my loving wife enforces that rule with an iron fist.
Back to the story.
In my wisdom I decided not to bother the dragon by telling her about the laptop let alone the Coke. So I knew the laptop was dead I just stuck it back in the hutch on my desk, The plan was to replace it quietly tomorrow, This happened on Friday. Anyway fast forward to today, My wife is cleaning and notices some liquid on the floor next to my desk and investigates, Guess what she finds, Yup the laptop. I was shocked OMG who would ever do such a thing, I mean I am always telling the wife and kid to never drink near a laptop, I know who did it I say, It must have been your sisters kids 3 years and 5 years old they were here on the weekend. She agreed and said she would talk to her sister. That is till my ever loving faithfull to her father daughter came home and told her mother how on Friday I had high BSL 19.6 in our scale how the Coke was too sticky for it to have been the kids, How the kids never drink Coke. Anyhow I am not getting a new laptop any time soon, or food, or sex, and I think I am allowed to sleep in the lounge.
Kids who needs em. I almost got away with it.