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Stand-up Comedy Routine Of The Day


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#1 wiseacre

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Posted 12 May 2006 - 05:19 PM

So Iím a huge comedy fan and I thought Iíd start this thread to share some of my favorite routines with yíall. I doubt Iíll get to it every day, but Iíll try to get to it at least a few times a week. Hereís the first installment:

Listen to Marketing & Advertising by Bill Hicks : http://www.napster.com/player/tracks/12409846

(to listen to it you have to do a quick register w/ Napster, but all they need is a valid e-mail address, and you donít have to sign up for anything). Oh, and feel free to post your favorites!

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#2 Heretic Monkey

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Posted 12 May 2006 - 05:41 PM

Well, i don't have any clips, but my fav stand-up comics are Mitch Hedberg (my all-time fav), Gabriel Iglesias (GO SHREK!!), Alonzo Bodden (sp?), and, of course, Richard Pryor

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 05:05 PM

I love Mitch Hedberg and Richard Pryor. Actually, question about Mitch: do you know of any stand-up video footage of him other than the two comedy central things that are on one DVD that I got from netflix? My favorite Mitch line: I used to do a lot of drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

Currently this gentleman is my favorite male comedian: Listen to American Dream by Eddie Izzard : http://www.napster.com/player/tracks/15219604

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 05:11 PM

i love mitch hedberg, but he's really the only guy i listen to. i always like hearing greg giraldo's 'underwear goes inside the pants' act, though.

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Posted 17 May 2006 - 10:04 PM

Yeah wiseacre, he did some shows in "just for laughs" on Comedy central a while ago, there's also some footage of him on Conan and Letterman.

I actually saw a bit of him on Comedy Central's "Remix" show thingy.... hilarious, i have ALL of his stuff.

Oh, and if you like him, check out a guy named Demitri Martin. Very similar style, and *almost* as funny. Jeremy Hotz is good too, but with a slightly more "story" style.

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 06:39 PM

Oh very cool, thanks for the recommendations. I think I've seen Demitri Martin on Comedy central once or twice. So sad that Mitch left us early, when I look at comedians with really long careers it makes me think about what could have been.

This is currently my favorite George Carlin routine, but it's a hard choice, the man's got a 45+ year career: Listen to Advertising Lullabye by George Carlin : http://www.napster.com/player/tracks/13782351

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 08:00 PM

Here is one of my favorites!


" i will now do a comentary for you of my friend... afer the big kill...*lights stiogie*
'ya well it was four in the mornin'. it was 22 degrees outside. Course you weren't there...p***y. I've got grease on my face. I'm covered head to toe in camoflauge. I've got deer urine on my boots... I'm not sure why... "I made that part up!" ' I've got a deer rifle with a bullet that will travel 22 hundred feet per second. When that deer went to lick the salt sucker from the dang'd ol' tree *sticks out tounge* caught 'im right above the eye.'

" ya well i hit one with a van!! goin 55 miles an hour, AND THE HORN BLOWIN'!! "

"Actually if you ever miss a deer, it's because the bullet's travelin' too fast. I'm convinced that if you slow the bullet down to 55 mph, put a little horn, and some headlights on it, the deer will actually jump infront of the bullet. whew that's an illusive little creature!"


Yes I love George Carlin's stuff! :thumbsup: He's got so many great lines!

One of my favorites of him

They tell you to get on the plane. Get ON the plane!
I say f*** you! I'm getting IN the plane!

Let evil kanevil get on the plane!


Edited by yano, 18 May 2006 - 08:02 PM.


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Posted 19 May 2006 - 09:35 PM

That last George Carlin bit is also one of my favorites. I love that whole routine about flying in planes. I have often listened to it... on the plane. It's crazy to think that I've been listening to George since I was 7 years old (behind my parents back, and I didn't understand half of it, but still). So many of his routines have a nostalgic attachment for me.

I've seen this lady live, and she's funny as hell and definitely insane. Anyone seen "The Comedians of Comedy"? She was on that. Listen to Hollywood Standards by Maria Bamford : http://www.napster.com/player/tracks/15209170

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Posted 19 May 2006 - 09:41 PM

I wish I could quote more carlin here however it isn't really appropriate here. :thumbsup:

If you are curious about Carlin just google his name. :flowers:

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Posted 20 May 2006 - 11:21 AM

Carlin is the man. He's almost anti-everything. I used to watch his specials all the time at NCSU when i had HBO and Showtime....

And you're right yano, a lot of his stuff can't be copied and pasted..... You'd see too many "bleep"s to make it readable.... lol.

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Posted 22 May 2006 - 06:05 PM

So just do what I'm doing and link to your fave routine of his. It's free, ya know, you just go here and do a quick register: http://www.napster.com/napsterlinks/

Here's a routine that is both hilarious and full of bad language:
Listen to Black Movie Theaters by Eddie Murphy : http://www.napster.com/player/tracks/10013862

And, while we're on George Carlin and his filthy mouth:
Listen to Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television by George Carlin : http://www.napster.com/player/tracks/13757986

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Posted 01 June 2006 - 04:02 PM

Listen to Christ and Moses, Come On Down by Lenny Bruce : http://www.napster.com/player/tracks/16018340

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 11:41 AM

Another classic: Listen to Dave (Album Version-Greatest Hit) by Cheech & Chong : http://www.napster.com/player/tracks/12086012

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 06:49 PM

I'm grumpy in San Fran today: Listen to I Hate Hippies by Patton Oswalt : http://www.napster.com/player/tracks/16586651




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