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Posted 09 May 2006 - 09:33 AM
Family and loved ones will always be a priority in my daily life. You never know when one will leave you.
Posted 09 May 2006 - 11:43 AM
LOL...betcha thats right.
Do you know what season elephants hate? Grapefruit picking season.
Do you know how Tarzan died? Picking grapefruit.
Posted 09 May 2006 - 08:57 PM
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Posted 11 May 2006 - 08:03 PM
Humus hic parumper venatus of militis
Posted 11 May 2006 - 09:07 PM
They sit on an acorn and fall asleep.How do elephants get down from trees? (2/3)
They sit on a leaf and wait for Autumn.Why are crocodiles long, thin and flat? (3/3)
They walk under trees in Autumn.How do you fit four elephants into a Mini?
Two in the front, two in the back.How do you know when an elephant is visiting your house?
There's a Mini outside with three elephants in it.What do elephants use as tampons?
Sheep.Why do elephants have long trunks?
Sheep don't have strings.How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
Take out all the matches first.
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