Hello all, Captain "Wild" Bill Kelso, United States Army Air Corps, (really, it's TJ) and I'm damn glad ta be here.. .. I am an airline pilot by trade, flying with the newly formed world's largest airline.. based in the Valley (spelled "SURFACE") Of The Sun, Phoenix, flying the Airbus now, but spent almost 14 yrs on the 757..
I'm my family's (extended also) Go-To IT Guy.. I manage 6 family's (across the country) machines, usually with TeamViewer, or, if it's really bad, I actually fly out to them for some face-time, and do some "laying of hands" fixin'... I also am the Go-To Guy for a bunch of our pilots and flight attendants for hardware and software fixin'.. jus' an' interesting note that more pilots seem to have virus issues than F/A's.. ;)
Anyway, been circling this place for quite a while, decided to actually land an' say some Hello's..
Oh, I put up a 29' pirate ship in the yard for Halloween, complete with 14 undead talking pirates as crew.. jus' so's ya know if I 'appen ta break inta piratic-speak.. I apologize in advance.. savvy? An' as if tha' were naught bad enough.. I'm also one of those Clark Griswold / Danny DeVito, over-the-top, Christmas Lighting guys you've seen movies about.. I promise, I shall try to keep th' tremendous power-draws to a minimum..