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How to make your computer welcome you with vbscript

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#1 JohnBobSmith


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Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:01 PM

This is probably fairly basic/common knowledge but for those of you who don\t know you can make your computer say hello when you log in! Here is the link to the tutorial: 


Its a very simple vbscript. Replace username with anything you want. For instance my computer welcomes me with "welcome to your pc, JohnBobSmith." enjoy!  

Edited by JohnBobSmith, 23 May 2013 - 07:01 PM.

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#2 Mr Gibberish

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 11:28 PM

cool man, thanks for sharing. I will have to give it a try :)


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Posted 25 May 2013 - 07:50 PM

That was fun.

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 11:10 PM

I thinked that's for windows XP, will it work for windows 8?

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 01:18 AM

Event better is to use the NIRCMD.exe in Windows (You need to downlaod the NirSoft package its free) and place a copy in each folder of each node and then tell it to read a text file. What you can then do (For people who refuse to do updates) is when they login have it read a txt file about Doing their Windows Updates.

nircmd.exe speak file "c:\temp\speak.txt"

Edited by JohnnyJammer, 19 December 2013 - 01:20 AM.

#6 TsVk!


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Posted 26 February 2014 - 12:11 AM

HAhaha! the ways I find to mess with people. :lmao:

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