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STOP! The item to your right is your only item in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. How will you use it?


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#1 Purplegill10

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 11:08 AM

A tv remote
Blunt weapon
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 12:56 PM

A printer

Blunt Weapon
Signalling device (as it can reflect the light very well.)

Edited by MegaDan5, 10 August 2012 - 12:57 PM.


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Posted 10 August 2012 - 12:57 PM

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 01:15 PM

Me Too Neither.... :lol:

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 03:20 PM

A request for a copy of clearer instructions on how this game should be played. Because without some information the Zombies will win at this every time. :whistle:

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:13 PM

This is the way I see it and correct me if I am wrong!


Think of your favorite ZOMBIE MOVIE or TV SHOW......(i.e. Walking Dead on AMC, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Night of the Dead, Resident Evil, Zombie Apocalypse).

Now that is in your mind, In your neighbor hood every one is turning into zombies and they are knocking down your door or window.

The only thing you have to protect yourself is an item to the right of you.

What is this item and how could you use it to protect yourself and your family from being attacked by a zombie?


EXAMPLE:

To the right of me is a printer.

I would use it to make copies of myself to use as decoys so my family and I could get away.
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Posted 11 August 2012 - 12:46 PM

Yeah Herg is exactly right, the key to this game is to be creative as possible with what you have to survive if this were to happen (not saying it's impossible <_< )

Right now I have a water bottle, I could use it for like a weapon or to hold boomer bile to get away from the zombies.
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Posted 11 August 2012 - 02:12 PM

Ok purplegill10, I get it now :thumbup2:

Right now i have a wood secretary to my right filled with pen's, rubber bands..I could use the pen's as arrows and the rubber bands to shoot them at the zombies... :lol:

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 02:28 AM

to the right of me is a drink from a fast food restaurant

i would use the straw to spit spit balls on fire right after I use the cup to poor gas in it and throw at the zombies
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Posted 12 August 2012 - 07:43 AM

Immediately to my right is:

The Diabetes Carbohydrate & Fat Gram Guide 3rd edition

I'd start reading it out loud cover to cover, and they'd leave me alone thinking I'm already a zombie. :P

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 12:45 PM

To my right is a scanner.

I could use it to bash zombie's heads in or make copies of stuff.

Edited by MegaDan5, 12 August 2012 - 12:45 PM.


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Posted 12 August 2012 - 10:59 PM

To the right of me is my flash drive I use to remove viruses of computers (which includes COMBOFIX)


I will plug my flash drive into the zombie and run COMBOFIX to remove any and all infections in order to restore the zombie back to human life. :whistle: Then I will post my results in the FORUM to make sure the infection was removed. :whistle: If other viruses are found I will use other tools to completely remove any and all infections. :whistle:
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Posted 14 August 2012 - 03:50 PM

There's a spare keyboard to my right.

I can use it either to bludgeon zombies to death or connect it to a computer to try and communicate with still-alive.

Edited by MegaDan5, 14 August 2012 - 03:50 PM.


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Posted 17 August 2012 - 04:48 PM

To my right is my jacket.. so yes, I'm dead :(



I can use it to strangle myself before they get to me... right?

Edited by Galyn, 17 August 2012 - 04:51 PM.


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Posted 18 August 2012 - 12:24 AM

Well Galyn, to the right of me is a blanket. I can set it on fire to burn zombies, use it to make smoke signals, or heck even make a zombie pitfall trap!

Not so dead now eh?
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