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Putting International Jokes To The Test..target. Maryland Usa...he He He


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#1 sleepydog

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Posted 25 February 2006 - 06:27 AM

this is not directed at anyone in particular...KY :cool: ....he he he he! :P

Maryland Jokes
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It



Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
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Maryland: If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us
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Dumb Maryland Laws :thumbsup:
Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
Baltimore

It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.

It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.

It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898)

No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time. They define tramp as a person who roves for begging purposes and a vagrant as an idle person who is able-bodied living without labor. It's a $50 fine. I guess the tramp would have to beg for the money to pay the fine. -Park Rule 6

It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.
Baltimore City

Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.

You may not curse inside the city limits. :flowers:

Columbia

You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish. :trumpet:
Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
Ocean City
A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. :)

Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. :inlove:

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Posted 26 February 2006 - 10:40 AM

Hm... sounds like someone had some fun looking up facts about Maryland... :thumbsup: :flowers:

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Posted 26 February 2006 - 02:17 PM

Here, you can find the "dumb laws" listed, for all of the states:
http://www.dumblaws.com/

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Posted 27 February 2006 - 01:35 PM

Ohio

  • In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.
  • Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
  • It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
  • It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
  • The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn wehnever you pass another car. (and it did when I took drivers ed... :thumbsup: )
  • Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
  • Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
  • It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
  • It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
  • No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
City Laws in Ohio

Akron
  • It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.
  • No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
  • Skateboarding in the city limits after dark is prohibited.
  • Posting signs at swimming pools is illegal.
Bay Village
  • It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
Bexley
  • Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
Canton
  • Electric fences are banned.
  • If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.
  • Power Wheels cars may not be driven down the street.
  • It is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without the Superintendent's permission.
Cincinnati
  • Anal intercourse in banned.
Cleveland
  • Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see relfections of their underwear.
  • It's illegal to catch mice wihtout a hunting license!
Fairview Park
  • Items left on a tree lawn become city property.
  • It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively."
Ironton
  • Corss-dressing is against the law.
Lima
  • Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
Lowell
  • It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.
McDonald
  • Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.
North Canton
  • It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
Oxford
  • It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.
  • One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.
  • Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.
  • Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.
  • It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing infront of a man's picture. :flowers:
Paulding
  • A policman may bite a dog to quiet him. (can anyway say [u]Snow Dogs[/i]) :whislte:
Strongsville
  • Catch 22 is banned.
Toledo
  • Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
Youngstown
  • You mat not run out of gas.
  • Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/ohio/

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Posted 28 February 2006 - 12:21 PM

Texas
Mesquite: It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
Richardson: It is illegal to do "U Turns".

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 04:21 AM

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
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mmmm this doesnt suprise sleepydog....and u guys then elected a president from this state..weapons of mass destruction....mmm :thumbsup:



...note to self stop refering to oneself in the third person again. :flowers:

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Posted 01 March 2006 - 04:33 AM

Texas

It is illegal to take more that three sips of beer while
standing... :thumbsup:

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. huh? :flowers:


It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. (San Antonio)...ok ..everybody to alabama where ur sister will flirt wit you :inlove:

Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. (Houston) :trumpet:




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