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#1 coles1mom

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Posted 16 March 2011 - 08:10 PM

Thanks quietman7 http://kadaitcha.cx/xp/help_me.html :hysterical:

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Posted 16 March 2011 - 09:32 PM

This is frikkin hilarious :hysterical: Thanks for posting it coles1mom. I've only read up this part, the Vista comment killed me.

Very Good Subject Lines:

  • pooter not working
  • help plz
  • Vista makes me want to slit my throat!



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Posted 16 March 2011 - 10:45 PM

lol but its so true as well. It makes it really difficult to decifer peoples problems, especially when they say stuff like "I did what tech support said to do and it didn't help. I couldn't get any where with customer support either. Won't let me in anymore. I have spent all day on this and have done several things to no avail." Whats even worse is though, you go through, someone gives you half of what you need to make a diagnosis, so you try to help them, then they argue with you, then come back and say well, someone else helped me solve my problem when you couldnt. Thanks a lot. geeeh, I wonder why we couldnt help you. . .That being said, I havent seen that as much on BC as with other sites, thankfully.

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Posted 16 March 2011 - 11:48 PM

lol but its so true as well. It makes it really difficult to decifer peoples problems, especially when they say stuff like "I did what tech support said to do and it didn't help. I couldn't get any where with customer support either. Won't let me in anymore. I have spent all day on this and have done several things to no avail." Whats even worse is though, you go through, someone gives you half of what you need to make a diagnosis, so you try to help them, then they argue with you, then come back and say well, someone else helped me solve my problem when you couldnt. Thanks a lot. geeeh, I wonder why we couldnt help you. . .That being said, I havent seen that as much on BC as with other sites, thankfully.


I don't know how you guys n gals on staff here and on other help forums do it, I have a great deal of respect for you people for your skillz--both technical & people. :)

Just to illustrate that the "parody" coles1mom linked to is not very far from the truth a quick perusal of the XP & 7 forums include these presently "live" topic gems:

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All browsers have gone security crazy

Last night, comp fine - next morn, 29 Viruses...?

Crazy updates

Blue Screen of Death HELP!

I don't even know what's wrong with my System 32.

Infuriating Malware - hijackthis log attached

BSOD

Please Help...

Problems

windows 7 comboxfix

BSOD's are a B****! HELP!

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You can't make this stuff up.

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 06:24 AM

Good stuff! :D

Thanks for sharing.
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Posted 17 March 2011 - 06:39 AM

Y'all can thank quietman7 for the laugh. I found it while reading an AII post. My thanks to all the helpers who spend their free time cleaning up our computers.

Union_Thug it was the vista line that got me as well. :lmao:

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 08:22 AM

My personal highlight beside the Vista line:

I HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING! MY EMAIL DOESN'T WORK AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY PASSWORD IS!!!!!!? CAN YOU TELL ME MY PASSWORD PLEASE???? SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG! I KEEP GETTING AN ERROR MESSAGE!!!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN????!!!!?????

Thanks quietman7 :).

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Posted 19 March 2011 - 02:31 PM

The part that got me. Note pad don't work and I have to get a paper ready for school.
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What school allows this or teaches this?




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