Posted 17 October 2010 - 09:55 AM
I'm new here... Posting about malware in another thread but I just wanted to say hi and especially thanks to the mensch(es) who help us with our problems.
I have been fantasizing about meeting a malware programmer: They would try to eat something and I would slap it out of the hand and say, 'access to your mouth is denied'
They would try to get out of their chair and I would push them down and say "you have a dangerous degenerative disease and should not try to use your body, but if you give me everything in your wallet, I will cure you!"
They would try to get frisky and I would say "Access is denied by all avenues but(t) your own back door."
Next on Malware Fantasy Island --- Malware Programmer Jaques tries to drink a smoothie and gets attacked by a band of gorillas!!!