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New Gl(ass) on the block

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#1 Heavyglass


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Posted 17 October 2010 - 09:55 AM

Hi Peeps!

I'm new here... Posting about malware in another thread but I just wanted to say hi and especially thanks to the mensch(es) who help us with our problems.

I have been fantasizing about meeting a malware programmer: They would try to eat something and I would slap it out of the hand and say, 'access to your mouth is denied'

They would try to get out of their chair and I would push them down and say "you have a dangerous degenerative disease and should not try to use your body, but if you give me everything in your wallet, I will cure you!"

They would try to get frisky and I would say "Access is denied by all avenues but(t) your own back door."

Next on Malware Fantasy Island --- Malware Programmer Jaques tries to drink a smoothie and gets attacked by a band of gorillas!!!

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#2 computerxpds


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Posted 17 October 2010 - 11:41 AM

Hi and :thumbsup: to Bleepingcomputer.com.

Be sure to check out the New User Orientation and the excellent Tutorials.

Wouldn't we all want to be able to do that some day! That would be awesome! :flowers:
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