Please don't Drink and Ride.

Drunk man tries to 'ride' crocodile in Broome

09:00 AEST Tue Jul 13 2010
38 minutes ago
By Jack Hawke, ninemsn


A man has undergone surgery after he drunkenly broke into a Broome reptile park and jumped on the back of a 5m crocodile.

The 36-year-old man, who had earlier been kicked out of a nearby pub for being intoxicated, climbed the fence of the wildlife park and entered the crocodile enclosure at about 10pm (AWST) last night.

Police said the man first approached a 2.8m saltwater crocodile and tried to give it a drink of beer before jumping on the back of the larger beast.

"He's left that compound and gone to another one that's had a 5m crocodile — come up behind that crocodile, (and) decided it'd be a good idea to sit on its back," a police spokesman told ninemsn.

"The animal turned and grabbed hold of his right leg.

"He was taken to Broome Hospital to undergo surgery for severe lacerations to the leg."

It is understood the park's owner, well-known bush adventurer Malcolm Douglas, does not want to press charges over the incident.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/792855...-ride-crocodile

Ray.

There are more Loonies in our Society,that have ever been locked up.

How stupid could one get.

Lol, seriously?

lol no reason to press charges, if the leg bite didnt teach the guy a lesson, the public humiliation will.

It takes all kinds to make a World?

It was just so Stupid, I just had to Share it.

Ray.

Edited by Drovers Dog, 13 July 2010 - 02:17 AM.

Hope you all like it?

Ray

How many people (well, honestly, MEN) die immediately after shouting, "Hey, guys! Watch this!"

What I can saying is: Drinking Alcoholica and riding, are bad medicine.

It is not worse when you drinks Alcoholica, but don't drive than.
Take care when you are with the car and you want drinking Alcoholica, that you have a Bob.
A Bob is a person that cares that he self don't drinking Alcoholica and bring you to home.
A Bob drinks only a cup of coffee or limonade or whatever, but not Alcoholica.

A person that drinks Alcoholica and makes after this a ride in his\her car is a stupid human.

Just a foot note.

The Bloke is now called, "Crocodile Dumb-dee"

Mr Newman, who was dubbed Crocodile Dumb-dee in The West Australian newspaper on Wednesday, had earlier been turfed out of a Broome tavern for being drunk.

He made his way back to the tavern after the attack and even had a beer before being taken to hospital.

http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainmen...6-1225891707909

Ray.

I am stunned that a 15ft croc only let him get away with cuts instead of taking his leg or his life. It must have been real tired. That kind of luck is too good to be wasted on a village idiot like that who unfortunately likely drives votes and procreates. Sounds like the Aussies would have been a little better off if the croc would have culled the heard. Crocodile Dumb-dee, I like that. lol

OMG, it must be Darwin Award time?

These Idiots are dying to win one.

How STUPID does it get?

A FOOLISH tourist has been caught swimming right in front of a crocodile trap at a Top End waterhole where a large saltie has already been caught this year.

Tim Cotter photographed the fool in front of the trap at Koolpin Gorge, in Kakadu National Park.

The park was forced to close the pool after a 3.5m saltie was removed from the trap just after the wet season.

A warning distributed to all visitors of the permit-required area said: "Please be aware that crocodiles may enter the main pool at any time and may not be immediately detected." Mr Cotter, of Tiwi, took the photo while on a short camping stint about midday on July 8.

The occupational health and safety officer said he was shocked to find the man, believed to be in his 40s, swimming in the pool despite the closure.

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2010/07/2...891_ntnews.html





It just is Unbelievable how many Idiots are arond, as shown in the link.

Ray.