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Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes


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#1 Eyesee

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 06:14 PM

http://www.theonion.com/articles/microsoft...nes-zeroes,599/
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Posted 26 June 2010 - 07:49 AM

HAha now that is hilarious. :flowers: :thumbsup:
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Posted 26 June 2010 - 03:02 PM

They snuck that one in on us and didnt even bother to tell anybody!!
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Posted 26 June 2010 - 10:56 PM

Some how I feel this was the truth... :thumbsup:

In an address beamed live to billions of people around the globe Monday, Gates expressed confidence that his company's latest move will, ultimately, benefit all humankind.

"Think of this as a partnership," Gates said. "Like the ones and zeroes of the binary code itself, we must all work together to make the promise of the computer revolution a reality. As the world's richest, most powerful software company, Microsoft is number one. And you, the millions of consumers who use our products, are the zeroes."


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Posted 27 June 2010 - 03:29 AM

I would like to have the patent on gravity. I will be richer that Bill. I can't see anything coming from this except a lot of legal fees.

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Posted 27 June 2010 - 10:04 AM

haha i would love to have a patent over gravity as i would find a way to charge people to use it and then the people who did not pay i would find a way to turn it off on them. :thumbsup: :flowers:
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Posted 27 June 2010 - 02:12 PM

Did anyone notice the date and that the article is from The Onion, a satire newspaper?
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Posted 27 June 2010 - 02:48 PM

Ummmmmmm Eyesee? I think EVERYONE who commented knew it was satire.............

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Posted 28 June 2010 - 08:37 AM

Did anyone notice the date and that the article is from The Onion, a satire newspaper?


Nooooooo whats that? lol sad enough, with bill gates this is halfway believable, and personally, IMHO Linux should do this and put both microsoft AND apple out of business. :thumbsup:

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