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#1 thrillhouse

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 12:28 AM

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

This page has answered a lot of questions that I have had for years. Enjoy.

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#2 trollocks

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Posted 30 April 2010 - 07:24 AM

Don't know whether that was meant to be serious or not but i found it hilarious.

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Posted 30 April 2010 - 07:36 AM

Very interesting, personally I lost it when I read the section on Fart travel time. :thumbsup:

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#4 Brewster Down Under

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Posted 30 April 2010 - 08:59 AM

At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart?
(Submitted by David)

A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.

And I thought I was a discreet gentleman all these years :thumbsup:
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Posted 30 April 2010 - 12:44 PM

Very interesting article.

I could say it was a "real blast" reading it. :thumbsup:

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Posted 30 April 2010 - 07:39 PM

Time for some beans

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Posted 30 April 2010 - 09:51 PM

Ring of :thumbsup:
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Posted 01 May 2010 - 04:07 PM

"What makes farts stink?"

I can't remember the last time my farts smelled. My faeces usually don't smell either. :)

Edited by alex.c, 01 May 2010 - 04:07 PM.


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Posted 01 May 2010 - 04:54 PM

You must be really special then. High class and all that jazz... /sarcasm
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Posted 01 May 2010 - 07:42 PM

"What makes farts stink?"

I can't remember the last time my farts smelled. My faeces usually don't smell either. :thumbsup:


Not the first person to say his s..t don't stink




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