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Posted 19 April 2010 - 12:55 AM
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Posted 01 May 2010 - 04:32 PM
Posted 01 May 2010 - 09:02 PM
That list is SO old. The sad thing is that it is so TRUE that it is funny every time I read it. I think Ihave used every tool on that list and achieved the exact same results as described. It alway brings back memories that while at the time they happened weren't funny, are recalled as amusing when reading that list. For instance:
WHile concrete won't burn, I found out while cutting unnecessary anchor bolts flush with (the goal was below) the concrete that it WILL when super heated "pop." A "pop" is a small scale explosion of super heated concrete which showers your body with bits of concrete and molten slag, usually around the face and arm areas. The hands of course covered in leather gloves and the eyes with goggle, but any self respecting piece of super heated concrete or molten slag merely sneers at trivial things like long sleeve shirts, or pants when on it's way to searing itself permanently in to your skin.
As to the "add to it" part. I have seen other "tool definitions" added to that list but for the life of me can't remember them.
Thanks for the grin.
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Posted 03 May 2010 - 09:24 PM
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Posted 28 July 2010 - 02:59 AM
'F$#KING THING' TOOL:
Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling "F$#king thing" at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.
Posted 09 December 2010 - 09:46 PM
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