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Oklahoma lawmaker to legalize cockfighting


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#1 deerslayer

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Posted 22 September 2005 - 08:28 AM

I heard about this off a sports site. This guy named Leonard always tells you the whose going lose in college football. I went and googled cockfighting and heres what at this link.

taken from leonardslosers.com
Oklahoma State Senator Frank Shurden is a cockfighting supporter who wants to find a way to make the sport legal in his home state. It seems cockfighting was outlawed in Oklahoma in 2002.

Your regular old cockfight is a cruel and bloody affair, where the birds wear spurs and tear each other to shreds. But Senator Shurden would like to avoid the cruelty and blood by making the birds wear tiny little chicken-sized boxing gloves. The chickens would also wear tiny little chicken-sized vests with electronic sensors that record and keep score of the chicken punches the birds land on each other.

But why stop there? Maybe we should build tiny little chicken-sized casinos for the chickens to fight in. The chickens can remove their tiny little chicken-sized robes to reveal their tiny little chicken-sized boxing trunks. Each corner of the ring will have a tiny little chicken-sized stool for the chickens to sit on between rounds. And we can raise the winner's wing, and give him a tiny little chicken-sized championship belt all covered in jewels.


Leonard's Loser Oklahoma State Senator Frank Shurden, and his tiny little chicken-sized brain.



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Edited by deerslayer, 22 September 2005 - 08:31 AM.

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#2 yano

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Posted 22 September 2005 - 08:29 PM

:thumbsup: :flowers: :trumpet: :inlove: :cool: :) :P B)

What more can I say? :)

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Posted 22 September 2005 - 10:05 PM

very funny!

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Posted 22 September 2005 - 11:59 PM

A little chlorine for the gene pool please.

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 01:20 AM

If this is indeed true. I nominate Oklahoma State Senator Frank Shurden, for the most idiotic politician of the year award.

Hands down! :thumbsup: :flowers: :trumpet: :inlove: :cool:
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 05:13 AM

:thumbsup: :flowers: :trumpet: :inlove: :P :cool: :)

Can I be the CHICK that holds the board between rounds?
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 07:40 AM

I thought you guys would like that! :thumbsup:

Scarlett, I checked with several different news websites an they all reported the story. :flowers:

Dollyeyes, as long as you wear a chicken outfit you can gogh for it!! :trumpet: But no skin showing! only feathers!!! :inlove: :cool: :)

Edited by deerslayer, 23 September 2005 - 07:41 AM.

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