Considering I'm the one who uses them the most, it's no surprise that I happen to be present for those incidents. I'm getting a membership here because I never seem to run out of misery to inflict upon myself.
I've even killed (temporarily) an iPod by trying to use at as a flash drive, but overdoing the capacity. The other iPod's (generations of them) were dropped in the sink, flooded in my purse, and dropped in a drainage ditch. XD