Attempting to visit websites leads my url to be redirected. Watching the urls stream across the bottom of my screen yields several results before settling upon one. If I search for tech-related sites, numerous spyware removal options and things of that nature show up. Sometimes I can reach the site I'm attempting to visit, but it takes minimum five tries. A plethora of pop-ups are also trying to (for lack of a better description) pop up but are being blocked. My registry is full of urls to adult websites, fake malware/virus/etc removal websites, casino websites, pharmacy websites, you get my drift. I would estimate there are easily hundreds of them listed in there. I have tried all the usual suspects for removal (Symantec AntiVirus, Ad-Aware, all the free scans available on Microsoft's Security site). Windows Defender won't load, as won't Spybot Search and Destroy. Trying to download Microsoft Essentials and Webroot scans are met with failure. I have completed the Ad-Aware and Symantec scans both in regular mode and also Safe mode with no results. Long story short, no happy happy, no joy joy. Here are the text logs from the requested scans.