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#1 El_Tel

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Posted 26 July 2005 - 03:10 AM

Hi’a…

A Quick Hello...

It’s the full Monty or Now’t at all…

I am D.I.V.O.R.C.E.D… My solicitor told me at the time I’d a got less for manslaughter, but the drawback is the scenery is not that good. He was a bit L8; I’d done 14yr already and the cooking was probably better too.

I can remember mi wedding, she was all dressed in white, Ha’…

She had just finished her shift at the flower mill. She came hurtling :thumbsup: down the isle like an exerset missile, I could see her coming; but they was little I could do too stop her.

Its alright for the vicar :P £300 a week.

He said “Do you take this women for your law-full wedded wife”

I said “I DO”

He L (o)(o) KED at her and said…

“I’ll ask you again” The rotten sod.

Mi honeymoon well…
Were are walking along the promenade in Skegness (That’s on the Lincolnshire coast UK)

And she said

“What do you think of mi flip flop’s”?

I replied, “Put your bra back on you’ll get us both locked up”

She just loved the way all the tables and chairs were outside…

Were I come from we call that eviction…



Yes I’m the infamous, the one and only :flowers: “me”
I walk 8’ 14” tall and I’m as old as mi tongue and just a tad bit older than mi teeth; well what :trumpet: few I’ve got left anyway…

Truthfully, now there’s as word lol… I’ve a heart of gold, but unfortunately, I’m fat, short, bolding mouse brown with hint’s of grey hair :inlove: and ugly, I’ve not got a lot going for me really, have I… but apart from that my vital :cool: statistics are like this…

44A” 36” 36”
5’~9¼”
14½ Stone of share gristle…

Having had two score and nine years (young) practice at getting my psychic to this panicle point. lol

I work as an electrician currently on long term sick due to an industrial accident while working out on site.

Hay but I’m on the mend; well stable that’s until I’ve had a pint or six’ish…


Easy Tiger’s; I’za only drink in moderation i.e. not too the extreme, I dunna won’t to spill any of it now; do I.

I love mi PC when it behaves itself, and “I hate football”…

Catch you all L8ER

From Nottingham UK The Worlds best City

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Posted 26 July 2005 - 08:17 AM

Welcome to Bleeping Computer, El_Tel.
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Posted 26 July 2005 - 02:43 PM

:thumbsup: to BC! El_Tel.

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#4 El_Tel

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Posted 26 July 2005 - 04:37 PM

Welcome to Bleeping Computer, El_Tel.


Thank's for the welcome... I've replied to your PM

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Posted 26 July 2005 - 06:15 PM

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Nice to see a fellow brit who doesn't like football Posted Image :thumbsup:
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Posted 26 July 2005 - 06:23 PM

From Nottingham UK The Worlds best City


Ay oop duck!

I may be a Londoner by adoption, but Nottingham's where I started!

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Posted 27 July 2005 - 11:44 AM

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#8 El_Tel

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Posted 31 July 2005 - 03:52 AM

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Posted ImageEL_Tel
Nice to see a fellow brit who doesn't like football Posted Image  :flowers:
Good to see you here


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#9 El_Tel

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Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:40 PM

Hi...

 

I first welcomed myself here way back on ( 26 July 2005 - 08:10 AM )

I've dug this out because I needed a right good laugh.

This post needs pinning not closing, to encourage people here at BleepingComputers, an fantastic site for computer help.

 

I could tell you a little bit about my Grandad, he was really unlucky;  I mean unlucky...

He was shipwrecked on desert island for 20 years and on April 15 1912 the Titanic picked him up...

 

He just had a shave, shower, sugar me the toilet, :hysterical:  and down he went again...

 

At school once the teacher asked me what does your Grandad do for a living...

I Said "Nothing Miss"

She Said "Why not"

 

I Said "Because he is dead miss" ...

She Said "What did he do before he died"

 

I Replied "He went white miss and fell out the chair"

 

 

Now I could tell you all something about Butter ... But you would only spread it about...

 

... ...


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