I'm not really happy to be here...
But I'm glad you are
I go by nrr, and I'm from BC (British Columbia,) Canada, coming to you guys at BC, The Internet. I've picked up something nasty on my laptop from being kind of lazy with my security, and with your great reputation for being able to help out fools like me, I decided to see if you could add me to your list of success stories. So thanks for any help you guys at BC can give me and I hope you can turn my frustration from having to come here, into really being glad that I did.
Thanks for any help you can give me and cheers for providing these sort of services to a (largely) clueless internet